I had one of those really long nights with lots of weird dreams, but not much tossing and turning so as not to disturb kitty. In one of those dreams, I was watching Trump get arrested, and I remember thinking, "wow, I bet the straight dope is going crazy, and then I was like, but I’m already at the straight dope, and it was like the sdmb had become live action and I was living inside of it. Sady, Trump got released like super early and sent back home and he was super livid and making threats and everything. It wasn’t pretty. But at least I didn’t have to live through that nightmare alone! Thanks, dream dopers.
I hate to admit if but—I dreamed I was searching for something; I don’t know what but I was going from store to store in search of whatever it was when Donny Johnny Trump put in an appearance and began telling me that I was a natural basketball player and should be a pro. In that dream, he and I were our present ages: I’m 78 and unable to walk without a cane. I pointed out the things that ruled me out of a basketball career but he wouldn’t shut up about it. I eventually quite dreaming about it but I cannot explain it. One of the strangest dreams I’ve ever had.
I dreamt that I was going to my highschool reunion. All the people had nametags with Doper avatars. The faces were all blurry. I could just barely hear voices. Everybody was talking all at once. Nobody there was from my highschool days. Just you jokers. It was fixin’ to be fun and I woke up. Dang it.
