Visible risible.
Not what I was thinking. Pimpin’ in a more (but still not entirely) literal sense.
Nope. More literal-monster, less 80’s-monster. Those two are probably pretty hard.
Goon Spoon? Are spoons even all that blunt?
yup
I suppose you’d be the expert more than me! 
But I was just trying to distinguish as from a fork, knife which are specifically pointy. 
Hink Pink *and * a hinkety pinkety:
A lady of ill repute with no money.
Poor whore.
Destitute prostitute.
Up until about an hour ago I was pretty depressed - but then I lost it and yelled at everyone and now I’m starting to get some (promises) of support.
I won’t have a scone, but I’ll have a couple of beers for you. (OK, for me.)
Sending healing thoughts your way.
Correct.
Rockin’ Kraken?
Hinkey-pinkey: Foiler of beer’s schemes
Very good. 
So close! Double-rhyme, though.
Hinky Pinky: Mythical book list
Hink Pink: Agulera, Simpson, Aguilera, et al.
teen queens?
Hinkety pinkety: a whale on holiday.
Ale fail?
cetecean vacation?
Hinkidilly Pinkety: A Duke’s foe
Close, but not quite.
Fable table?
You guys haven’t guessed this one yet.
Yup
Good!