Space Race.
Yep.
Hinkadidilly Pinkadidilly: The act of tossing somebody out a window in such a way that they lose their head.
defenestration decapitation
Got it in one!
Hink Pink: Annoying child falls in the mud
Hink Pink: A request for an IVF donor
Brat splat?
And egg beg. I had to think about that second one…
Howsabout:
Hinky-Pinky: Pimpin’ sea monster
Hinky-Pinky: A professional solicitor-slicer
Hinky-Pinky: Monstrous bangs
Lawyer sawyer?
Are you feeling better?
Thank you for asking! 
Actually I’m still home. The sore throat became a sinus infection which is now bronchitis. Today is the first day since Monday that I am actually out of bed. I almost never get this sick. I hope this is viral but if I’m not significantly better by Monday I’m going to the doc for some antibiotic.
Sorry, I am just a whiny baby right now!
Yes indeed! Your turn, I believe.
Poor baby. If I were in the States, I offer to come take care of you.
Oh yeah, that’s right; you’re in England right now. Hope you’re having a good time! Eat a scone for me! 
Um… dressy Nessie?
Air hair?
El hinkey pinky: “primate poop” en Espanol.
Hinkety Pinkety: amusing and in plain sight.
Hink Pink: A blunt utensil belonging to a thug.