Crystal pistol.
crystal pistol!
That same question of mine still stands. A late banquet.
Also good point about the plantation.
Late fete, although I bet that wasn’t the answer you were looking for.
ETA: Or the simpler tardy party. :smack:
Hink pink: a very small pier.
No need to overestimate my intelligence, I had the second one in mind. 
Would that be a “stock dock”? I don’t know if you can use “stock” like that though but stocky means short, which is kind of like small.
Good, but not what I had in mind. 
I fugured you probably wouldn’t use “late” in the clue if that was one of the words. The actual answer was a head-slappy moment.
Dwarf wharf?
Right! Speaking of which, I ran across this little game which is very un-PC but pretty fun:
Correct.
Not quite. Hint: the first word is very vulgar.
Right!
How about this one:
Hink pink: Undead saliva
Ghoul drool!
Hink pink: a bucket that doesn’t succeed, in an internet-meme way.
Not always.
It pretty much describes any flight that people take when they’d usually be sleeping.
Fail Pail (even if it’s not in the Epic sense)
Correct. Epic pail…
By the way, that midget tossing game is hilarious. Thanks pravnik.
Hinky pinky: liquid rabbit
Runny bunny.
I’m not entirely sure what the difference between a hinky pinky and a hink pink is, but I’ll try one: a fortune teller’s adult beverage
Bugger mugger?
A hink pink is where the answers have a syllable each, while in a hinkey pinkey they each have two.