You suck. I actually fell for that.
Instead of spending a bundle buying an island, I’d think $50 billion would allow me to be really well prepared to simply take possession of whatever island I want, after 95% of the pop has died/eaten itself.
Well…$50 billion would certainly let me start off the zombie apocalypse with a bit more than a flashlight and a can of beans.
Also: spend about 40 billion of it investing in 3d printing technology, and a good chunk of the rest setting up Ice Station Zombie with replicators.
Can these replicators make realistic life-sized sexbots? I like where this is going.
Since I’m already part zombie, I’d just relax and enjoy the US$50B.
But active is good. You want to be able to destroy all the zombie bits and pieces after you kill them, don’t you? Tossing them into an active volcano works rather well for that. Then you can settle Maui after you’ve cleaned things up.
Zombies don’t accept credit cards
Wow, things certainly have changed since my last visit to Planets ‘Я’ Us!
I would build and equip a space station with every luxury known to man and "man "it with an exclusively hot female crew, so that I could do my duty in repopulating the Earth when the Zombie thing had died down.