I came.
Excuse me, I think you are in the wrong booth!
That would explain why there’s no good reading material in here! Is there TP in yours?
New ideas are just spurting forth from this guy.
I so really, really badly want one of his lawn-signs. Oh, dear Og, that would be great.
But I live in an apartment. le sigh
Put it in your window!
Eh, it’ll end up on my ceiling sooner or later.
This guy is in Pickering, Ontario. Strangely, I am going to be near there tomorrow. Hmmm.
That could be a sticky situation if you aren’t careful.
Go into the voting booth and pull the lever for Cumming.
We don’t have levers. We have to work it out with a pencil.
I just hope his middle initial isn’t “M”. Being named I. M. Cumming would be too much.
I’m really, really tempted to message him on Facebook, where his tagline is “CHANGE IS CUMMING” and say “Please don’t tell me your middle initial is M”. He has under 20 friends there so I don’t think my message would get drowned away in a torrent of mail. 
And if that doesn’t work, just yank it a few times.
He should go visit the town where my brother lives.
“I’ll have what she’s having.” - When Harry Met Sally
“…and preferably with her.” - *the cutting room floor *