Just a quick note to introduce myself. Long, long time lurker, first time poster. I really enjoy reading this message board and thought it was time to join. Please be gentle on me 
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Welcome. How long is a long, long time? I was unable to resist the draw more than a couple of days before I leapt in.
So, it’s practically Christmas - didja bring us presents???
Isn’t my presence present enough? 
A long, long time has to be close to 10 years or more.
It’s been my experience on these boards that generally if one doesn’t throw the first rock, one does not get rocks thrown at oneself.
As a long-time lurker you probably already know this, but I’d definitely recommend that you stay away from The Pit-- not much gentleness to be found there.
Good advice and I am well aware of the Pit and you are correct, it’s definitely not for the weak of word.
I see I’ve already committed one faux pas in quoting the entire previous post in my reply to that post. :smack: I’ll try to do better. 
I need to come up with a pithy signature though.
Welcome Kimballkid! I hope you will post as least as long as you lurked.
Firtht, get rid of that lithp.
Welcome!
I used to know a John Kimball, but I doubt he’s your father.
Hiya.
Gratuitous puns are the best presents of all
Welcome!
Luke is my father. 
Hello and welcome.
It’s a fun place to hang out.
I also lurked daily for more than 10 years before joining and posting. It is weird because I feel like I “know” quite a few people here who have no idea who I am.
Hello Kimballkid. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.
Hi, my name is Jack Batty and I’m old.
your post count isn’t high enough to be that punny.
dial it back a bit until you’re double digit.
Enough levity, let’s get started with the classification:[ul]
[li]Cats or dogs?[/li][li]Ginger or Mary Ann?[/li][li]TP: over or under?[/li][li]Squid or goat? (Trick question: you’ll get both.)[/li][/ul]Your answers will determine the next round.
Every time I see one of these threads, I regret that I lurked for a few months, signed up, and started posting without announcing myself.
I wonder if it’s too late to do an introduction thread…it’s only been a bit over a year! The squid is still good, right?
Oh…welcome to the boards!
-D/a
Welcome, welcome! Any relation to/fan of/descendant of Kimball Collins?
Would you like some ice cream? The wasabi mint is quite frisky today.
And more classification questions:
Coke or Pepsi?
Tintin or Astérix?
British Airways or Air France?
Pickup truck or muscle car?
Metric or US Customary?
Green or Grey?