Hi, my name is Kimballkid and I'm new.

[Ruby]

Welcome aboard!

[TriPolar]

Now go look at Dr. Shadowdale’s intro. He offered free beer, hookers and blow. That’s the way to introduce yourself.

Oh yeah, welcome something…

[Giles]

@Digital_is_the_new_Analog

Every time I see one of these threads, I regret that I lurked for a few months, signed up, and started posting without announcing myself.

I think that’s normal round these parts. If it’s not: Hi! I’m Giles, and I’m not normal.

[Spiderman]

@Giles

I think that’s normal round these parts. If it’s not: Hi! I’m Giles, and I’m not normal.

But I think not normal is normal for around here. So are you normal, which makes you not normal here, or not normal, which makes you normal here?
Oh, & welcome ** Kimballkid**!

[OttoDaFe]

@Digital_is_the_new_Analog

<…>
The squid is still good, right?
<…>

In SDMB, calamari eats you!

[voguevixen]

@OttoDaFe

Enough levity, let’s get started with the classification:[ul]
[li]Cats or dogs?[/li][li]Ginger or Mary Ann?[/li][li]TP: over or under?[/li][li]Squid or goat? (Trick question: you’ll get both.)[/li][/ul]Your answers will determine the next round.

Pfft, are you new here? (KIDDING!)

The definitive question is obviously “Shoes on or off in the house?”

[Oakminster]

@voguevixen

The definitive question is obviously “Shoes on or off in the house?”

No, the definitive questions are:

Declawing cats: yes or no?

Should tipping be discontinued?

Would a plane on a giant treadmill takeoff?

[Azeotrope]

Don’t forget

Cats, indoors or out?

Public Restrooms: foot flush or ass gasket?

[Kimballkid]

@OttoDaFe

Enough levity, let’s get started with the classification:[ul]
[li]Cats or dogs?[/li][li]Ginger or Mary Ann?[/li][li]TP: over or under?[/li][li]Squid or goat? (Trick question: you’ll get both.)[/li][/ul]Your answers will determine the next round.

Well, here goes:

1. Cats as they pretty much take care of themselves.
2. Mary Ann of course. What a silly question
3. Over. What kind of heathen puts it under?
4. Oh goody!! I was hoping it would be both.

@Sunspace

Welcome, welcome! Any relation to/fan of/descendant of Kimball Collins?

Would you like some ice cream? The wasabi mint is quite frisky today.

And more classification questions:
Coke or Pepsi?
Tintin or Astérix?
British Airways or Air France?
Pickup truck or muscle car?
Metric or US Customary?
Green or Grey?

1. Coke
2. I have no idea what those are so I would have to stay neutral and say neither.
3. I’ve never been overseas, so I guess neither.
4. I have a pickup, but would love a muscle car. How’s that for avoiding the question?
5. Blue, the answer is always blue. Except when it’s red.

@voguevixen

Pfft, are you new here? (KIDDING!)

The definitive question is obviously “Shoes on or off in the house?”

Slippers in the house in winter, but shoes off otherwise.

@Oakminster

No, the definitive questions are:

Declawing cats: yes or no?

Should tipping be discontinued?

Would a plane on a giant treadmill takeoff?

I plead the fifth on all those so as not to incriminate myself.

@ugly ripe tomato

Don’t forget

Cats, indoors or out?

Public Restrooms: foot flush or ass gasket?

I invoke my fifth amendment rights on this one also.

So, how’d I do?

[Sally_Mander]

@Kimballkid

So, how’d I do?

Pretty good. We’ll let you stay.

For now.

[Azeotrope]

Hmph, the new kid’s taking all the fifths and not bringing us any, and at the holidays, too. :mad:

Where’s that trapdoor switch? Ah, here it is.

:eek:

WRONG SWIIIITTTTCCCHHHH!!!

[Count_Blucher]

@Kimballkid

I need to come up with a pithy signature though.

“What are some of the most common side effects of Kimballkid? Ask your Dr or Pharmacist.”

And welcome!

Glad its a pick-up and not a Lexus. Too damn many Lexus by me…

[Kimballkid]

Well, the pickup is for workin’ and haulin’ and winter drivin’ plus a little 4-wheel fun. My actual daily driver is even more mundane, it’s a Chevy Impala. Plus the pickup is over 15 years old. Not much high falutin’ stuff in my garage.

The newest vehicle I own is my John Deere riding lawn mower that I bought last year. I hope that’s not too high and mighty for you.

[Shagnasty]

Sing along to welcome our newest member again everyone (Old Dopefest footage)

[VunderBob]

@Kimballkid

Luke is my father.

Your Grandpa is Darth Vader?!?
Another question: Dude or fem?

[Kimballkid]

Dude

[Kimballkid]

@Sunspace

Welcome, welcome! Any relation to/fan of/descendant of Kimball Collins?

Forgot to answer this. No I’m not. My real name doesn’t have Kimball in it.

[Cat_Whisperer]

@Hilary_Algar

<snip>
As a long-time lurker you probably already know this, but I’d definitely recommend that you stay away from The Pit-- not much gentleness to be found there.

Ah, you kids these days - you don’t know from a not gentle Pit. Our newer, “improved” Pit is just MPSIMS II - Electric Boogaloo.

@Digital_is_the_new_Analog

<snip>The squid is still good, right?<snip>

Sometimes the squid is good, but when he’s bad, he’s better.

@Giles

I think that’s normal round these parts. If it’s not: Hi! I’m Giles, and I’m not normal.

I think you’re going to have to be more specific.

Welcome, N00b(s)!

[Chefguy]

@Oakminster

No, the definitive questions are:

Declawing cats: yes or no?

Should tipping be discontinued?

Would a plane on a giant treadmill takeoff?

You left off:

Hotdogs: ketchup or mustard?
Chili: beans or not?

[Kimballkid]

@Chefguy

You left off:

Hotdogs: ketchup or mustard?
Chili: beans or not?

Uh oh, now we’re getting into dangerous territory. I’m afraid I’m going to have to take the fifth on this one too, your Honor.

(Which by my count now gives me 3 fifths, I should be getting plowed by now!!)