Hi, my name is Kimballkid and I'm new.

Peanut butter. :smiley:

Sunspace: thinking outside the box since before they built the box.

Oh, how much of a “kid” are you? (Not much I’m guessing, after 10 years.)*

Because I currently like Justin Bieber I’m pretty sure I’m known as the board pedophile, though technically I’m the board ephebophile. (According to one online source I found, however, an ephebophile is a pedophile with a thesaurus. LOLOL!)

*Seriously though. What was the thread that pushed you over the edge that you HAD to contribute to?

And don’t worry, I’m turned off by you solely based on your “SHOES-OFF” policy. Hmmph, what a police state!

OFFS. How can you have chili without beans? If it’s meat and tomato sauce it’s SPAGHETTI SAUCE! Come ON!!! :rolleyes:

Why did you even install that switch?

I lost track…did Opal find that “Ejector Seat” switch nor not?

We have something in common: a serious lack of car payments…! My cars are just as old if not older than yours. The John Deere is cool! I cheaped out & got a Craftsman mower myself. Money: its that stuff I spend on Other people. (lol)

Well, it came in the package, and I hated to waste it, so…

Suffice it to say, I graduated college 20 years ago this month.

I had been meaning to join for quite some time, I just never got around to it. But it did have something to do with [post=14491123]this post by Derleth[/post]. It’s just eloquent and purely poetic and true. :smiley:

Oh, I’m still making payments. I just got the pickup about 2 1/2 years ago and still have 4 payments left and the car is a 2007 and I have about 2 1/2 years to go on it. The mower is paid for though. :smiley:

Actually, that was me. Standard issue when I set up the Evil Overlord Control Room of Evil.

Pleased to meet you, Kimballkid. ~shakes hand~

While we’re on the subject, you got the signs for “ladies room” and “control panel for Doomsday Device of Doom” mixed up too.

<raises an eyebrow and smirks>

Why yes…yes I did.

Is that what that was? As a documentation specialist with ISO 9000 experience, I must say that your choice of font is… less than ideal. I mean, who uses Haettenschweiler and Comic Sans in the same sign? No wonder you have high henchperson replacement costs.

My point was, there was no TP in the Doomsday Device of Doom closet, so I kinda had to improvise, and… haha, funny story, you know that sheet of paper that was keeping the two electrodes (this is so embarrassing) in the self-destruct mechanism from touching, and, well… BYE!

(runs like hell)