You have a time machine.....

…But it’s not working properly. Instead of giving you unlimited accest to history, past, present and future, it gives you two choices. You may travel 1000 years into the past or 1000 years into the future. These are your only choices, and if you don’t chose one, you die. Which do you chose?

1000 years ago Well, asuming that you retain some basic knowledge from today, you could set yourself up as a god. You’ve been imunised against disease, and with a little luck, you’ll rule your section of the world. Downside, it’ll be a year 1000 world. Superstition will rule lives, reason scoffed at, and while you will get the chance to see how our society was formed, you have a pretty good shot at being burned as a witch.
**1000 years from now[/w] You’ll get to see how it all turns out. You’ll know the winners of the next 1000 Super Bowls. Unfortunately, you’ll be an anacronism a milenium out of date. What we know now will likely be seen as quaint and inaccurate by the locals.

So, what do you do? Where do you go?

You didn’t mention a return-trip on the semi-working time machine. You might find out who won the super-bowls and whatevers…

You might gain more physical loot from the past (again assuming a return trip) while technology would be the thing to bring from the future.

Just dedicate the rest of your life to perfecting this contraption of a time-machine, and when it’s ready - travel back to now and tell yourself how you did it.

THEN rule the universe.

You apparently also have a replicator

:smiley:

Past shmast, give me the future!

Oh to see the moons of Neepzoid. To vacation on the rings of Saturn. And sexdroid after sexdroid after sexdroid.

Oh man, and I’d have 1000 years ofpopular entertainment to catch up on. I’d never be bored.

Although I suppose I’d be real lonely if everyone was dead.
Hmmm.
Nah, I’m sure Weena’s areound there somewhere. If not I shall injoy a life of true leisure.

The future, I could make a nice living as a lab professor.

Then there is the entire sexdroid thing to check out.

I’m thinking they’d have better dental options in the future, so I’d go there.

I think maybe if I went to the future; I could get my piece of shit time machine fixed then go where ever the hell I wanted.:stuck_out_tongue: