That’ll improve your ski-boxing score!
Ah, besides the entire “mess with the Humans” that we all want to try;
Clean up all the plastic in the oceans.
Cut atmospheric CO2 in half.
and all of a sudden, every last paint fleck of debris in orbit just… de-orbitted!
Genius! I think that is the kick your feet up style that you would need a divine lazy boy for!
You’re a god not a petty tyrant. You could make everyone trip without giving them anything.
Fine, then call your mom more often.
I think I would start by making Karma work properly - i.e. promptly and reliably.
OK, this is going to be yuuuge!
First we get rid of those loser gods, they got to go!
Allah, Yahweh, all those Hindu gods, they’re all losers, deport 'em.
Then build a wall around them and make them pay for it.
Any other demi-gods or goddesses go too. Not all the goddesses, if they’re hot they can stay. But only if they’re not virgin goddesses. You got to put out to stay in my universe.
This is going to be yuuuge! Yuuuuuge!
I would instantaneously rewrite the laws of everything in a manner you’re not currently able to comprehend.
Obviously.
How would governments function if all the politicians got what was coming to them?
Ever see that video game black and white?
No more reality shows.
The best make it look effortless.
Everyone who claims to be representing me, or telling people what I want them to do, or in any way claiming to know what I want and attempting to impose that upon other people will be called to an impromptu meeting in the Sahara Desert. (I hope it’s big enough to hold them all!)
I would explain what it is that I ACTUALLY want of people, and of them, and then explain that if they represent otherwise in future they will be called back to this spot. Then I’ll send them all home.
Those who end up back in the desert are on their own.
Standing ovation.
Great one. I’m adding this to my list.
It took 18 posts to get to my answer!
Step 1: make my wife a goddess of equal power
Step 2: be mean trickster God playing with my toys
Step 3: create pantheon with wife
I’m not sure if I’d make my daughter a God she’s only 1 and that seems like it would go poorly but I’m really not sure what the right thing to do would be; leave her on earth with step-parents to get crucified, auto adult her, hang out as a God on earth and raise her until she’s 18. In general I think I’ll wait until I’m omniscient to make that decision.