Terri Schiavo is in the Bible Code!
All you skeptics: BOW BEFORE THE BIBLE CODE!!!
(Honestly, did anyone fail to see this coming?)
[sub]Prolly should be in the Pit, shouldn’t it? Why isn’t it? It’s Mundane and Pointless. Feel free to get lathered up if’n ya wanna.[/sub]
Err…if she’s a sin offering doesn’t that mean the Bible is telling us to kill her as quickly as posible? So the rest of us can be redeemed?
That fellow has a harder time making thing fit, though.
Ignorant AND superstitious, great. Sometimes I wonder if people post these things just to raise my blood pressure. 
I just thought it might make everyone on all sides of this issue feel better if they knew it had all been pre-ordained thousands of years ago…
…OW! Who threw that?
Now look, no-one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle, do you understand? Even if they do say “Terri Schiavo”!
I’m waiting for one’s of these people to use the BC to predict the winner of the World Series.
Just tell us when the Cubs will win.
Ah, but is she in Moby Dick?
I don’t think they’re using the Satanic Bible.
Go Brewers!! 
: applies liquid soap to that absurd looking scrunchy thing and proceeds to get all foamy :
[sub]What? It was Dijon’s idea…[/sub]
HEY, now…this is a FAMILY board!!!
[sub]And pass that liquid-soapy foamy scrunchy thing…I haven’t had any in WEEKS![/sub]