You know what this is...

It’s a celebration, bitches! CNN and every reputable news source has Ohio and PA in the bag for Obama. Short of an asteroid striking the West Coast, the Presidential election season is over. It’s been a good one. Congratulations people of America. We made it.

I won’t believe it until the final vote comes in. And possibly until all of the court cases are finished. (Voted Obama.)

I’ll pop a champagne cork for you…

I’m chewing on my nails, pacing, constantly refreshing

When will the winner make his big acceptance speech?

OK, I take it back. I’ll believe it as soon as the acceptance speech begins in a few minutes.