You know who rocks? Cookie Monster.

cookie monster defending his new love of fruit on the Colbert report was hysterical!

I love Cookie Monster and Animal and Grover and Kermit and Oscar and Beaker and a whole bunch of others. This specific clip, starring the Chef, Animal, and Beaker, had me in tears of laughter on a very bad day when I saw it the first time.

Yeah I am under the impression that cookie monster is in some Dante-esque hell suffering for his sin of gluttony. He’s mad… rabid… positively crack-fiend addicted to cookies. But no matter how many he eats they just crumble and fall out of his mouth. His one burning desire within reach but his yearning is never to be sated. Positively sadistic I tells ya!