way to many of these apply to me
when you stop caring about a wasted erection
Just spent a half hour texting with a friend, both of us complaining about insurance companies and how much better things were in the good old days.
Grey eyebrow hairs <pluck. pluck> OUCH!
When some little twit in a store somewhere assumes you are your sister’s mother. My sister is only 3 years younger than I am. I’m only 43. That’s the only one that’s bothered me so far!
…and printed out and kept in a photo album rather than on a computer hard drive.
These days, this is the kind of thing that puts you in the same category as wingsuit pilots…:eek:
Some folks at work were discussing bad hair days the other day, and one of them looked at me and said “I guess you don’t have to worry about that, huh?” I replied “My bad hair days are usually related to nose hair or ear hair!”
When they announce the half time entertainment at the Super Bowl and you go “Who the hell is that ?”
When you haven’t recognized a band on Saturday Night Live in a decade. When you can be bothered to record it, because there is no way you stay up that late.
When you wake up, realize you should stretch before you get up…and pull a back muscle.