I’m A Brit. Went to LA to do some TV work. Met stunning beautiful woman. Unfathomably, and with no idea what on earth she saw in me, a relationship developed. I had to come home, couldn’t get back to LA for 2 months. How to woo the lady from 4500 miles away?
Got up each morning. Wrote her a sonnet. Faxed it over so it would be there when she woke up.
Every day (more or less) for about 60 days.
I think that counts as love.
I’d really like it if I met someone else who made me feel that way.