You know you've been playing Rome: Total War too much lately when...

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-You don’t understand how it could be time to go to work already when you haven’t pressed the “end turn”-button.
-You measure the distance to work in movement points.
-When you see someone on the street you immediately think about how you’re going to outflank them.
-You try to stack your friends.

Cripes. I might need just a teensy little break from this game.

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You’re still playing Rome? All the cool kids have moved on to Medieval 2.

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I know.

Couple more:

-When you’re considering getting a new girlfriend, you first take into account if she would make a good field commander.
-Instead of simply entering the bank or the grocery store, you try besieging it.