LOL…I love that page!
IDBB
Giorgio Vasari pisses you off.
“Hello, Goth Technical Support? My goth won’t angst.”
You may be goth if…
you have more metal on your face than on your car.
you put on lotion to KEEP from tanning.
you have giggled whilst passing hot topic
the idea of vampires makes you comfortable
you’re a male wearing 6" heels
you can’t understand the ‘safety’ part of safety pins
you’ve ever fallen asleep in a graveyard
you’ve ever gotten into a club because you scared the bouncer
you’ve been mistaken for an actual witch
spent as much on therapy as you have on black clothing
that is all…
ooh, except…
[bumpersticker] “I’m so goth, I’m dead” [/bumpersticker]
Should a Goth have a 1920’s style Death Ray?
1920’s style Death Ray’s are sooo last week. Real Goths use 1930’s style Death Rays.
Keep it coming guys. 
I also found this page to be q uite amusing. 
IDBB