Once when I was laughing a seagull crapped right in my mouth.
I don’t know which was worse - the gritty sliminess, the clean hit right at the back of my tongue, or the fact that it was warm.
And yes, you do talk shit with shit in your mouth.
So the punishment for taking a teeny tiny sip of your beer tdn is to be eaten and later bragged about?
Toss-up between really sour, spoiled milk - chunky style, or Okra.
Gak.
Don’t take my word for it. Try it and see!
On a backpacking trip someone decided it would be funny to put a dirty sock in my water bottle. That was bad enough, but I didn’t get around to drinking from that bottle for a couple of days. Man, it tasted nasty.
In 8th grade homeroom, I sat near a very strange kid. He used to do all kind of crazy things. Most of the time it was funny, like when he would stand on the desk and do pelvic thrust to the teacher’s back (I was in 8th grade shush). One day he decided to pick his nose and flick it at the chalkboard. Well the booger decided to stick to his finger and not release until the end trajectory which was inciDENTALy in perfect aim to my slightly open mouth. I spit and rinsed for 30 minutes. I have never wanted to kick someones ass so bad in my life!
He got a weeks detention and I got a lifetime of wanting to vomit.
AGHH EXCUSE ME…
…You mean lick, sip, suck..crunch…?