Thanks, norinew, I’ll pass on your kind words, and all those of the other posters.
And now, Dragonblink I just can’t resist. Are you saying your mother is
not a Vespal virgin?
(Baker runs for her life)
It took me 40 years to get that Vespa. Maybe I’ll sell it after I’ve had it for 40 years. Or after some knucklewalking methane-breather flattens me…
Once you’ve let a Vespa between your legs, it’s all over for the Vespal Virginity.
infamousmom, I’m going to have to make a note of “knuckle-walking methane breather” Someday I dope to compose a rant that is totally insulting but has no profanity.
Best wishes to Bakermom and note to the universe: enough already! No more moms getting run down or near run down, no more hurricanes, just give us a little break, huh?
Oh, those are fun. I think my all-time favorite is “That was a nice photo of you in the centerfold of Proctology Today.”