Perhaps it is time for thread the grave back?
I’m honored to be smashed by Og!
Smashed Again Ogians!
Nope, more’n one way to come back from the dead. Doesn’t lurch around after brains or have a sickly green pallor (he walked with a couple of guys on the way to Emmaus and they didn’t notice a thing out of the ordinary) so not a zombie. Didn’t get bitten nor have long fangs or an aversion to crosses (aside from what you or I would get from being nailed to one) so not a vampire, came back minus his grave bandages so not a mummy… instead he came back with a fully functional body with what seem to have been, if anything, more powers than the old one. Sounds more like Epic Resurrection to me.
Q: Who would win in a fight, Lemmy or Og?
A: Trick question, Lemmy is Og!
I remember when I found Og…
On my list of patients to be seen one morning.
Og really was his first name of record on his medical chart.
jake could have been in this from the start and he just has a real slow internet connection or maybe his computer was thrashing the hard drive and finally executed the process.
I blame the hamsters.
This is what happens when you don’t clear your cache, people.
BOOM goes the dynamite! 
What if Og was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
And after you’d seen patient Og, I’ll bet he said “Verily, verily. Whatsoever thou hast done for the least of these, thou hast done for me. Thanks for the pills, doc. I feel great!”
But, if you left Og just sitting in the waiting room… you’re in an Ogdamned Heap O’ Trouble!
Og send you to leH.
Didn’t the New York Times say that Og was dead?
No, that was the En Roy Emit.
(I’ll wait)
In the Boris Karloff “The Mummy” he takes off his bandages and, from that point, looks and acts pretty much like a normal (if more than slightly creepy) guy…
Maybe all those ointments that Joseph of Arimathea paid for were really exotic and mystical unguents that began an external mummification process! And, who knows, late at night, before rolling the stone in place to seal the tomb, some of the workmen lingered and removed the bodily organs. Did anyone, on that first Easter morning, search the cave for canopic jars?
Now, I’m not saying this is the way it has to be… But can anyone prove it isn’t true? Because, y’know, by the rules of this thread, they have to!
I find Ogg frequently; I pass Ogg’s house on my walks - Don and (Linda, I think) Ogg.
Zev will get back with you 'round March 2022.
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Wise words my friend.
This was gonna be my contribution. I hated that movie, but Lemmy IS Og!
I got nuthin’…
NeYorTime?
ETA: And **zev **came back with an actual response, ten years later?!
Gold, my friends. Pure gold.