On Forensic Files, this would be called “a sign of rage.” :eek:
Missed this… yes it is being investigated.
Huh, I guess guns really are penis substitutes. Next we’ll see a case of a woman getting run over by a fancy sports car while using is as a penis substitute.
I’m not sure if it was true or not but I read an alleged case once where a guy injected cocaine into his penis and developed gangrene and had not only his penis but both his legs amputated.
…They found her vagina in North Carolina…
… and bits of her tits in Dallas. 
And then there was the young girl named Jill…
There was a young girl named Alice
Who used a gun as a phallus
And when she got hot
She heard a loud shot
And now poor Alice… yeah I’ve got nothing here.
Maybe Deloris, Mulva?
I saw an interview with Bill Lawrence (showrunner for Scrubs.) He had some friends who had gone through med school and were doing their residencies. He’d get together and drink with them, and he couldn’t get over how hilarious their stories were. That’s how he came up with the idea for the show. Some of the early stories were straight from his friends.
There was an Okie named Alice.
Who used a gun as a phallus
And when she got hot
She heard a loud shot
And now her clit is in Dallas
Am I spending way too much time trying to scrub this picture out of my brain with an attempt at humor?
Good one! 
Good! because honestly, that sounds more plausible than “she used a loaded gun as a dildo”.
Target practice? :dubious: 
Doesn’t scan. It’s “And part of her anus in Dallas.”
Who used a dynamite stick for a thrill…
They found her vagina in North Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil
One of my first calls I got sent to alone as a new Deputy in the early 80’s was a medical incident.
A womans boyfriend drank himself limp. So he started giving it to her with an empty glass beer bottle. But the pumping motion caused a vacuum along with some kind of involuntary muscle spasm and the bottle got stuck in her 'gina with only about 1 inch of the bottle sticking out, the rest up inside her.
There were marks on her inner thigh from his knee, indicating he braced himself as he tried furiously to pull it out. When I and paramedics arrived she was on her back on the floor screaming at him that he didn’t even make her cum. Massive doses of muscle relaxers and sedatives didn’t help. She had to go into surgery and they had to get air into the bottle to get it out.
Then there are the numerous choke and stroke (auto erotic asphyxiation) deaths I’ve responded to. People have really messed themselves up trying to get off. But I’ve yet to be at one where a lady shot her bean off. :eek:
…seems much more callus?
Was she listening to “Happiness Is a Warm Gun”?
Awwww! Bean is a cute name for it.
It was an honest mistake. She just got the saying…
This is my rifle
This is my gun
This ones for fighting
This ones for fun
A little backward.