Was that intentional or just a Freudian slip? 
For every lucid post, an angel gets its wings…
For every Liberal post a doper gets a headache
Cue “Offspring”
Duhm Dunm dundundundundun 'Gotta Get my respIRATor…"
Last ride I took on Amtrak (Northeast regional), my conductor smelled like ass. Not a vagrant looking bum, just a very tall BigFatGuy™. Reasonably clean uniform, friendly line of jive patter, etc., but the man smelled like ass. All I can figure is it must be part of Amtrak’s federal mandate to decrease ridership to the point where the road can be cut out of the budget.
He might have been forced to use the tiny toilet on board, and been unable to properly wipe due to space constraints. No excuse, but that could be why. I dread the day when I have to shit in an airplane toilet. I’ll probably break something…
I’ve done my share of meeting with foul smelling people in 4x5 rooms, so I offer you my most sincere sympathy, and applaud you for keeping up the good work despite grossly unacceptable working conditions.
I have a friend who showers every day, washes his hair and clothes, and brushes his teeth.
He still smells like fresh shit all of the time (unless playing sports, then he just smells musky).
I think it’s his shoes or coat.
Sometimes it’s fun to send a bar of soap to a guy you know who stinks.
I had a suite mate in college that didn’t really believe in bathing. After a hard game of basketball, he’d come back to the suite, wash his nuts, under his arms, his face, and neck… all in the bathroom sink, and throw on a fresh set of clothes. Needless to say, we didn’t stay suite mates for long! I think it took more time to “clean” himself that way instead of jumping in the shower. I wonder if this guy’s on this board as “Liberal”? Hmmm…