You think you've got problems?

I got rid of the gopher…

but that left a more peaceful frolicing spot for the moles.

Do you and I work with some of the same people?

Better bust out the eight ball.

My cat chewed the earpieces of my glasses ragged last month. I feel little irritatingly sharp pieces of plastic everytime I put that pair on. He does it as his version of flossing or toothbrushing.

So I’ll see your gopher and… well, I guess I will just go awww…

I will gladly take both the gopher and the groundhog if you will take the skunk under our shed. Our dog will. not. learn.