Padeye
April 26, 2000, 7:58pm
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Originally posted by WallyM7:
They laughed at Von Deniken and Velikovsky, too.**
And all four people besides the two of us who know who those guys are still laugh at them.
BTW I own a copy of Velikovsky’s World’s In Collision
This guy must be stopped. The following is from his BBS.
Posted by Richard C on November 13, 1999 at 04:36:00:
In Reply to: I have heart pacer. Can I wear your device? posted by Joan F on November 13, 1999 at 04:34:39:
Morgan
April 26, 2000, 8:33pm
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This guy has an honest-to-goodness [url=http://164.195.100.11/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=‘5,989,178’.WKU.&OS=PN/5,989,178&RS=PN/5,989,178]patent.[/u rl] If you have a TIFF viewer, you can view all nine pages of the patent by pressing the “images” button on top.
The first claim of the patent is to:
A method of utilizing a magnetic ring adapted to be worn on all the fingers including the thumb of each hand to supplement strength and speed of existing magnetic flux current cycled around a human body to increase health of the human body by virtue of blood circulation being directly proportional to magnetic flux and the magnetic flux being a natural turbine to circulate blood and which consists of no moving parts but yet still propels the blood, wherein the magnetic ring has a ring with a size adapted to comfortably and snugly fit on all the fingers including the thumb of each hand and a pair of permanent magnets that extend outwardly along opposed positions on said ring and have North and South poles, said method comprising the steps of:
a) placing a magnetic ring on all the fingers including the thumb of each hand;
b) orientating said South pole of one magnet of said pair of permanent magnets of one said magnetic ring on the top of all the fingers including the thumb of the right hand and said North pole of another magnet of said pair of permanent magnets of said one magnetic ring on the bottom of all the fingers including the thumb of the right hand;
c) contacting generally said South pole of said one magnet of said pair of permanent magnets of said one magnetic ring on the top of all the fingers including the thumb of the right hand and said North pole of said another magnet of said pair of permanent magnets of said one magnetic ring on the bottom of all the fingers including the thumb of the right hand;
d) orientating said North pole of one magnet of said pair of permanent magnets of another said magnetic ring on the top of all the fingers including the thumb of the left hand and said South pole of another magnet of said pair of permanent magnets of said another magnetic ring on the bottom of all the fingers including the thumb of the left hand; and
e) contacting generally said North pole of said one magnet of said pair of permanent magnets of said another magnetic ring on the top of all the fingers including the thumb of the left hand and said South pole of said another magnet of said pair of permanent magnets of said another magnetic ring on the bottom of all the fingers including the thumb of the left hand which inherently causes magnetic flux current to flow through the human body from said one magnetic ring on the right hand to said another magnetic ring on the left hand which supplements the strength and the speed of the existing magnetic flux current cycled around the human body to increase the health of the human body by virtue of the blood circulation being directly proportional to the magnetic flux and the magnetic flux being a natural turbine to circulate the blood and which consists of no moving parts but yet still propels the blood.
And people complain about the validity of Amazon.com ’s patents.
Morgan
April 26, 2000, 8:36pm
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sorry, here is a working link
Come on guys, you missed the best line of all:
That would explain this pesky problem I’ve been having lately, where every time I play a CD, the band magically appears in my bedroom.
I think I’ll do just that, Unc. . .
You need Degas to make De Van Gogh.
I also forwarded this url to David B. for his merry band of debunkers to sink their teeth into. I think this guy deserves a bit of professional attention.
