You volunteered services that I don't offer?

[YogSothoth]

@kayaker

Fair question. I hate using the phone, yet it is a necessity. My hate involves my hearing loss, poor signal quality due to rural location, my personality (or lack thereof), plus a profession that leads to many people seeking advice.

So…what profession is that? I promise I won’t ask you advice. Can’t speak for these other rubes though

[kayaker]

@Gary_Kumquat

She’s safe in the knowledge that I’d be loathe to have an affair on the grounds that I’ve got little enough time to go biking or play hockey as it is.

See, I’d find a way to squeeze it in.

@YogSosoth

So…what profession is that? I promise I won’t ask you advice. Can’t speak for these other rubes though

Of course if I told you I’d have to kill you.