There’s no IMDb entry for KITH for the “It’s a fact” girl either, yet I saw her with mine own eyes. It’s hard for me to judge kid’s ages, but 11-12 could fit.
That doesn’t look like her to me. However, her appearing in the Bobby Bitman movie ties her to Canadian comedy circles.
Aww yeah! I love me some kids in the hall. And you guys have really cheered me up. Because every day I come home from work, and make myself a bowl of popcorn, and sit here reading the SMDB next to a kitten for whom I feel nothing. It’s probably my fault for not naming him. I mean, I tried, I even started a thread here asking for names, but nothing suited him, apart from “Small furry kitty smooshy face with whom I live a lie”.
Maybe one day we’ll connect… maybe… one day…
Maybe tomorrow you can call in sick to work. You know those mornings where you just want to watch TV, eat corn chips, and masturbate?
Sure you do.
Maybe she was just Dave Foley in drag. He was always the most convincing one… :dubious:
BTW, I’m smashing your head!
Actually, I was thinking about just getting drunk and watching Eraserhead.
And rubbing my buttered body all over the TV screen.
Yup, sounds like a plan.
I just call those, “mornings.”
These guys? Smoke. And you wanna know what else? They taught a dog to smoke! Do you believe that! And they taught the dog to beg for cigarettes!..
Whoooohours of side splitting action–oddly enough from the same guy that imposed Saturday Night Live on America! Proof that Canada is planning an invasion!
I USED to LIVE here YOU KNOW.
In England, everyone only has one spoon.
The same guy, indeed, that subsequently sucked all the ‘funny’ out of Mark McKinney.
What are you talking about? I auditioned for this job!
I actually just finished my Season Three KITH set about five minutes ago…
In English humour, everyone has only one Spoonerism!
Mark McKinney had funny?
Oh hells yes.
For example: “What weighs more: the Bible or the Bhagavad-Gita?”
I’m just kidding, I would never buy you a puppy.
Hey guys? Guys?
If my head was made out of veal, which it is not, but if it was, how much would it be worth?
(Side note the first - when I worked in a grocery store with a KITH-loving boss, we did a little research and figured my head would be worth about $200. But I don’t think I’ll sell.
Side note the second - this question is a great ice-breaker in awkward social situations, right up there with “Who would win in a fight, a dog or a monkey?” and "Okay, but who would win in a fight between a shark and a bear? If it was in outer space?)
There was a Bobby Bitman movie?
"I was born in that house. And you know what? I intend to die there. Oh, I don’t live there any more, but that’s where I’m going to die. Die in the house where I was born. Sort of a dream of mine. So, whenever I’m feeling a little bit sick, I just come down here. You know, just in case. Right now, I’ve got a bit of a cold, but it could escalate. "
He still does.
Check him out in Hatching, Matching, and Dispatching. It’s Mary Walsh (of Codco’s) baby, but McKinney’s portrayal of a hapless outsider trying to fit in in a remote Newfoundland town (full of profoundly twisted specimens) is spectacularly funny.
More nuanced than, say, the Chicken Lady*, but definitely funny.
*Enjoying your eggs? They’re fresh! Straight out of my body and onto your plate!