I must get Manservant Hecubus to research this.
Have you seen my pen?
Oh I see our problem! The “It’s a Fact” Girl’s name is Hu! She’s Chinese, so I can see your confusion.
“I LOVE money. Who here loves money?”
“12 videos, over six hours each, of how to save time…”
(I loved those fake infomercials!)
“I’m Scott. The Queer.”
“Maybe you’ll be the lucky viewer who gets to touch Paul Bellini!”
I once shot a man, just to watch him die. Then I got distracted, and I missed it. Some friends tried to describe it to me, but it just wasn’t the same.
Sorry for causing all that cancer.
–Cliffy
I need a lover.
“CRUSHING” your head.
Ho dee oten doten day, ho dee oten day oh, ho dee oten doten day, fattening up our tapeworms!
Thank you, I’m Jerry Sizzler, and this is my sister… Jerry Sizzler!
Hey, everybody, look at me! Hey-hey-hey!
Well, the line’s thinning out. Gotta go.
I saw a great movie last night. It was on the late show. It was – um, uh, what was is called? It’s a classic. It’s, uh…oh, I hate this. I hate it when this happen.
“Chicken Lady loves life!!”
And don’t forget the battle with the “face pincher”.
P.S.- Sorry for the redundency Larry, I really should read the whole thread before posting.
Sorry, bienville , but the “It’s a fact” girl was meant to be with Gavin :
“Did you know that if your mother dies, and you tell the bus driver, you can ride the bus for free?”
Damn you all, now I gotta go buy the DVD collections!
EVIL! EVIL!
Citizen Kane. Cit-cit-cit-citizen Kane!
No, that’s not it. It was *like *that, but… dammit, I just can’t think of it.
Hey, Lopez.
“It was my wheel. What did you think I wouldn’t need it?!?”
I can’t remember the exact quote but I love the “Daddy drank” sketch where the son gives him tap shoes for his birthday. “I could kill you in your sleep”
You know what you need? You need a mortician. You need a mortician! YOU NEED A MORTICIAN!!!