Whenever I drive through Southern Oregon, I see a sign at a small airport advertising ‘hangers’ for rent. I’ve been tempted to contact the owner to correct his spelling.
On Weber Rd., just north of I-55, for most of the summer we had orange signs put out by thr county highway department adivising us of **Road Construation ** ahead.
Not really a misspelling, but fun anyway.
There is a gas station off of Interstate 5 up near where Johnny LA lives. It consists of two buildings, a main building and a storage building on the other side of the pumps. The owner had a huge mural painted on the side of the storage building. Really well done, the mural must be 60 feet long by 1 story high.
It depicts an old time scene with a biplane and the Texaco star logo on the side, the plane is being fueled from drums with Texaco star logo on the side. There is an old time fuel truck with Texaco star logo on the side. An old Indy type race car again with Texaco star logo on the side. There is a gas station, on the roof is the Texaco star logo. The old style gas pumps also have Texaco star logo on the side, and on the globe on the top. Hell there are even oil cans stacked up in front of the station with Texaco star logo on the side.
You guys know where this is going don’t you?
It’s a Shell station :smack:
Rick: Is that the one on Cook Rd., after you get through the mountains south of Bellingham?
Not a misspelling per se because it’s spelled according to pronunciation, but for months there was a sign in the vegetable section of a Korean grocery store near us advertising “Remon Gress.”
Shell and Texaco have merged. Our old Texaco gas card was replaced by a Shell card, and most of the stations that were Texaco are now Shell.
There is a sign along I-255 near St. Louis that advertises ‘acerage’ for sale. What really makes this stand out is that on the other side of the sign, seen when traveling the other direction, is correctly spelled ‘acreage’.
F and J
Not so much of a mis-spelling - at a local Boston Pizza they had this pre-made board saying “Boston Pizza \ is hiring:”, and a slot below to slide in the job type card. Sometimes they were hiring for two positions, so they placed the second card on top of the other, where it almost perfectly obscured the second line of the main ad board.
Twice when I went there, in letters at least 8 inches high, the sign read
Boston Pizza
Cooks
Dishwashers
but they were always out. 
One of my favorite misspellings was in a Kroger advertising Angle Food Cake. I found the store manager and said, “I don’t mean to be obtuse, but what do angle’s eat anyway?”
Not sure of the exit, but it is south of Bham, out of the mountains and right where the highway makes a 45 degree right turn.
In other words I know the exit when I see it. 
I’ve got to get a picture of this one someday.
In a local strip shopping center, there is a wall with signs for 2 businesses housed within. The top sign says Fuji Chiropractor, below that, Always Fresh.
I’m guessing he doesn’t get a lot of repeat business from the ladies.
hilarious posts, I must admit.
This kind of reminds me of something I was sent as to why some people don’t catch the misspellings at first glance:
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe
As to whether or not that is a real study… I have no idea. However, I really had no problem reading that paragraph.
This one isn’t quite a misspelling, but there is a Taco Bell/KFC near me with a sign advertising:
ИEW KFC SИACKER SAИDWICH!
It would have been better if the manager had told you to stop being acute.
I bought one the other night and it was listed on the receipt as “Angle Food Cake”. My reaction: “Is it made from real Angles?”
I was heading to a friend’s house in Reseda. On the way there’s a chain flower shop (don’t remember which, Conroy’s maybe?) on Sherman. I remember when I saw the sign thinking, “I’ve GOT to get a picture of this for the Dope!” Unfortunately, this is exactly when I realized that my old digital had completely kicked the bucket. The sign said:
CARNATION BOKAYS, $5.
Then one from my JC. At the beginning of every semester, campus gets slathered with flyers selling used textbooks. Then I saw this gem, for a textbook used in a class in the Family Education program:
CHILDREN, 6th Edition. Unraped.
I’m looking at a Chinese menu that advertises Moo Shu Pork as “wrapped in homemade craps with plum sauce”. :eek: I don’t wanna know…
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A few years ago, when I was looking to buy a flat, one was advertised as an “ideal pierre de terre.”
How in tarnation did you DO that???
Many years ago, back when Bertucci’s was a new pizza chain a store was going up in Marlborough, MA, with the sign:
I soooo wanted to go in, when it opened, and order a large bocce. To go.
I recently went to a restaurant that offered “spaghetti with meta sauce.” I’d like to know what the theoretical foundations of sauce would taste like, with or without the pasta. Maybe I should have ordered the spaghetti with meta sauce just to find out.