You want to know where the hamster is? He's on a British bus, and he's paying a fare

Yup those darned hamsters get everywhere.

It being the tourist season the hamster has gone to England and he’s riding the buses.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002390171,00.html

Where do you think he keeps the ticket?

The article underneath about a postman being savaged by Yogi and boo-boo the kitten is good too.

I haven’t been quite the same since Olive the clippie was revealed as a former stipper…the shame, the horror…

Are you having me on?

Was she a get-your-money-back-o-gram?

She munted for England.

Can’t remember when it was - just one of those things that, unfortunately, sticks in the mind. ‘News of the World’ jobbie, photo’s included…I’m going back a long, long way…think it was one of those 'before-they-became-famous stories: The ‘aspiring actress’ malarkey…
She had it all, did Olive: The hair, the beer glass bottom glasses, grace, style…screams ‘Icon’ to me.