You'll flip your flippin lid!

The BBQ Pit
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Or at least I hope you will. The porpoise of this thread is to illicit an angry response from the SDMB members who click on it. So when you click and see it’s all just an experiment don’t forget to vent some anger. You will feel better for it.

I think that by placing some well suited words in this thread I can lay a net that will eventually lure most members here. Actually if you think there are any holes in this net feel free to add your own words that will bring in the unwary searcher.

The Net -

Homosexual speed light infinity anal blow head shit fart soiled penis cock clitoris vagina does size dark matter palm pilot democrat republican esprix star trek wars dune hulk bisexual lesbian hentai anime manga jewish arab catholic buffy kryptonite breasts tits Bush movies porn alien Cecil pigs orgasm comics opal audi batman simpsons math problem food recipes best worst masturbate music philosophy literature banned taboo incest bukkake spoilers would fantasy nutmeg banana bill hicks google leary writing novel bowels north south leno letterman left right dopers iraq radiation x-men chicken acid mushrooms drunk catherine horse airline peanuts whats with them racist blacks whites clones think tripitaka kill dentists lawyers geeks nerds windows microsoft broadband modem error correct spelling meaning your butt here nazi police punctuation games.

By my reckoning, 87% of the board will find themselves in this thread at one point or another, so remember to post a reply to say how pissed of you are or just to widen the net a little. Thanx

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Sounds fishy to me. Do you think it’ll float ?

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Gosh, if I were a Pavlovian dog, I’d be salivating already!

But I’m not, so grow up, putz.

And you forgot to mention Heinlein.

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Might just be a red herring…

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“purpose”, bubbala, “purpose”.;j

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Is it me, or were Cecil and I the only two Dopers listed by name?

:eek:

Esprix

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Do people who live under rocks float?

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Nope. Opal’s in there, too.

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I, for one, am deeply offended that I was not listed with Esprix and Cecil.

Also, Star Trek is better than Star Wars.

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Is it retroactive? If it is, I think Nutmeg Banana would make a cool name.

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I like homosexual speed myself.

And incest bukkake would be interesting, too.

As a screen name! As a screen name!

Geez…you people…

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You had me until the netmeg. Then, because of a missed comma I got confused. Then I just quit reading.

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That’s eight seconds of my life I’ll never get back.

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Wow, I have flipped my lid. I will now be known as Lucas With The Lid Off.

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Too long. For maximum interest “hook”, go with Topless Lucas.

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Even though “food recipes” appears in there, I’m still declaring this thread to be a profound waste of bandwidth. As with this post.

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It lacks ‘obese’.

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Umm, don’t we have a word for this?

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This libertarian thread needs a socialist abortion spam invasion.

“Umm, don’t we have a word for this?”
Cordial search engine based troll?

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You forgot “Underpants”.