Thanks for the specifics, but I consider myself good at seeing faces that aren’t there and I still don’t see shit!
Sorry, I do. The item in question isn’t one color.
I like my “second thought” better as a possible answer, but I’ve found other things in there as well if you magnify it. Other things I see: a watch or clock, an egg, and another face.
So – are there any bricks in your shorts yet?
Not seeing a face, I loaded it up in photoshop and played with brightness and contrast but still don’t see anything.
But after sitting here for so long I’m feeling a bit impacted.
I’ve looked at some other puzzles and there’s an “a-ha” moment where you see it and you know you’re looking at what they intended. I’m not having that moment here. If one of the things I mentioned is the solution, ok. If not, I’d like to know what it is.
I used to live in Booterstown and I’ll have you know that Gleeson’s has (well, used to have) the reputation of the best looking table staff in all of Dublin.
well look at richie rich there. 
I’ve concluded the picture is BS and anything anyone finds in the picture is because it’s a fairly complicated pattern.
Ditto. This is a shaggy dog joke.
Gosh, if you look at the picture long enough, you’ll see lots of words that end in “-gry.” 
Would 'twere so. I lived in someone’s garage.
I GOT IT!
It’s not in the PICTURE! They left the apostrophe out of “YOU’LL!”
Damn, poor proofreading scares the crap ou tof me…