Christ on a cracker! Some of my clothes are older than you people!
So, Rye, when’s your Bar Mitzvah going to be?
15, 16 in +/- three months.
hey Speaker! i guess you just lost your “youngest doper” medal! 
hey, wait a minute! rye’s profile says that she is a “college student”!
so, either we have a supergenius on the boards or someone’s bullcrapping.
-grins- There’s a lot of us younguns running about. For one, I am 16. Catalyst and ARose are both 15. It’s odd, b/c Speaker for the Dead, aside from being mistaken for me, is really cool, as is Living Dead Girl. I liked both right off the bat from reading their posts, and never would have dreamed they were my age, too.
Uh, hate to tell you, it’s definately 13. I wanted to register my kid, and asked for opinions on a cool name for him, but was told he has to wait 'til his birthday. Oh well, only a month and seventeen days!
And I’m 41, but I feel more like 14!
I am 19 years old.
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I’m 18. Almost 19 though! ::bounce:: (well okay … in 4 months)
I’m a big, bad seventeen-year-old.
David Letterman sketch from a few years ago:
The Real World with four middle-aged guys.
Guy 1: We need a new roommate.
Guy 2: Yeah, let’s interview someone.
Guy 1: Are you a jerk?
Interviewee: No.
Interviewee in private: Actually, I am a jerk! Hahaha!
Unless you truly think I’m someone else, in which case I’m not, I think you just whooshed the hell outta me. 
Sorry.
Searching For Truth: Wow, thanks for the mention - that made my day. I have to agree with you, also - you would never guess the vast majority of younger posters here are actually teens. Besides who you mentioned (and yourself, too!), FireUnderpantsBoobs surprised me also. You’re 17?! Coulda fooled me!
16 here.
Whew, glad to know there are at least some other Dopers around my age :).
I am 21 but sometimes I feel I am 60 and sometimes 12
13 here. I was my mother’s late Christmas present. My sister was just, and still is, a living hell for my parents (and me too).
No, I don’t think you’re someone else. Your name, “Living Dead Girl”, reminded me of the phrase “Cute Little Dead Girl”, which is what they call Lenore in Roman Dirge’s comix.
you know, i expected a bit more of a splash from my revelation.
I’m with you on that, saepiroth. Having read Rye’s other posts, I think Rye is a ruse.
I’m a little interested in hearing about Rye being a 12-year-old college student, myself.
Anyway, I’m 20. I’ll be 21 in 6 months, woo-hoo! And I ain’t buying any of you suckers alcohol, either. 
I’m 18, turning 19 in one month and seven days. Old enough to drink (not that I will be)!
Arrgh, I mean one and SIX days. Oops. :o
Compared to the dopers here I should be looking for my geratol or turning up the heat in here or something. You know its funny because I went to the store yesterday and stood there staring at some prunes.
I would have never guessed so many kids were on here, but I guess thats a tribute to all of you enlightened youngsters out there not squandering this precious time of your life on things like drugs and sex. If you get a chance though I would recommend both.
ROTFLMAO, ** ejolen ** . That was great! Welcome to the SDMB, we can always use another humorist around here.