As in, things you would do to improve yourself, but you’re too lazy/unmotivated to do, so you are resolving to just not do them.
Me, I was going to start jogging and working out, but after doing it a couple of days I decided I was much happier watching TV and drinking beer. So fuck it.
This guy combined jogging and drinking and became one of the most memorable runners in the 70s.
I was going to invade Poland, but I think I’ll just invade the local store in search of beer and junk food.
Your 420 resolutions?
My resolution is a bit fuzzy around the edges. Glasses must be dirty. Or something.
I forgot.
To someday be able to celebrate 420 again. It’s been a long time.