Your best Title for Bill Clinton's memoirs.

Nosedive in 6 Months, or Don’t You Wish It Was My Third Term Now?

“Profiles in Whore-age”

** CIGAR? **

To All the Girls I’ve Loved Before

“Rush Limbaugh is a big (yet now skinny) idiot, and other observations” (with foreword by Al Franken)

The Return of Penthouse Forum Letters.

How to be the Most Powerful Man in the World, and still not be Head of the House

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Bill Clinton: Profiles of a Bubba

Red, White, and Blew

Up In Yo’ Bitch: That’s Where You Might Find Me

Romancing the Bone.

Don’t Tell Hillary, The Babysitter’s Pregnant

Between two Bushes…And I ain’t talking about George!

Women I have screwed

If the Oval Office walls could talk.

It Takes A Pillage.
Beer Goggles: An autobiography.
Impeaches and Cream: An American Dream.
Devil in A Blue Dress with cum on it.

Bill Clinton Lets It All Hang Out.

“Me and My Penis: Our Wacky Adventures”

William Jefferson and John Thomas; An Eight Year Journey Through Slime

“Here, Investigate THIS!”

Cover photo of Bill shooting the moon.

How to succeed in politics without really lying.