Socks and other P@$$% (edited for content)
Dr. Slicklove (or how I learned to stop scurrying and love the Mon)
Hey, at least I didn’t barf on the Japanese
Bigger than Jesus (or, at the very least, the Pope)
Presidency for Dummies
“Try Flossing with This”
“The Breadth of my Wisdom: the Depth of her Throat”
“The Rules of Inappropriate Intimate Contact Sports”
“The Lying Game”
“Gulp Fiction”
“Good Will Humping”
“It’s About My Weenie, Stupid”
“Slick Willy and his Slick Willy”
“Willy and the White House”
“He Gave Her the Willies”
Danimal has brilliant idea, scurries to open thread.
Curses! Foiled again!
We’re talking about Bill Clinton’s memoirs, not George W. Bush’s.
(Obvious joke, but someone had to say it… 
)
http://www.andrewsullivan.com had a contest where he asked readers to submit ideas. Here are some of the submissions:
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Stuck Between Two Bushes - Hey, It Ain’t All That Bad
Is You Is Or Is You Ain’t My Intern
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
A.I.: Ahdidnothave Intercourse
Crouching Bubba, Stolen Sofa
Taking All Comers
Impeach This!
Cashing In: or How I Stopped Worrying About Money and Learned to Love the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
Harlem Globetrotter
I Did Not Have Authorial Relations With The Book You Are Holding In Your Hands: A White House Memoir by William Jefferson Clinton
No Dope From Hope
I Warned You I Had A Bridge to the Twenty-First Century
Sax And The City
The Buxom Schtupp Here
A Mind-numbing Work Of Staggering Length
Who Moved My Squeeze?
You Know You’re A Redneck When … The White House Edition
Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Little Rock
Black Like Me
Blown Away: My White House Years
Sociopath To Power
Feeling a Nation’s Pain, Breasts
The West Schwing
Ooops, I Did It Again
The Human Stain
American Psycho
Cock and Bull
Mein Knopf
Tuesdays With Monica
Visible Man
War and Piece
As I Lay Lying.
He Only Came Twice
One Blew Under the President’s Desk
The Importance of Seeming Earnest
My Cheatin’ Heart
Camealot*
And the winner:
Is
Eight years of diminishing returns, or
How I transformed the office from oval to offal.
I’m Bulletproof
My Time in the Oral Office
The Phantom Penis
Attack of the Bones
A New Poke
The Intern Lies Back
My Turn To Not Lie
“Please Buy This Book - I still owe my lawyers”
Dave Stewart - Didn’t you used to pitch for the Oakland Athletics?
I Did Not Have Sex With This Book
or
You CAN Fool Some Of The People All Of The Time
And his next volume, for the legal profession:
Federal Perjury Law–A Horny Book
“The Johnson Years”
“It Takes a Village (of Young, Nubile Women)”
“Curved to the Left” (that one’s a little obscure, but oh
well.)
“Sometimes a Cigar is Just a Cigar”
I came up with these off the cuff, so if they suck, that’s why (grin)
Lord Jism