I can not fathom what one’s religious affiliation has to do with one’s driving habits. Assholes are assholes.
'Zat have anything to do with the expression “driving by the seat of your pants,” Ginger?? 
Exception: it’s safe to say that most Amish are bad drivers.
Whatever happened to fighting ignorance? It’s true, people who claim to be Christians sometimes don’t always behave appropriately. Same with Buddhists, same with Muslims, etc. Doesn’t everyone, at some point, behave in a way contrary to the beliefs they supposedly espouse? Is it really necessary to pull out our “Christian-bashing Sticks?” Why is it OK to hammer Christians and perpetuate the stereotype of Christians as “Bible-banging hypocrites?” Not all Christians are. Not all Southerners are “gun-totin’ rednecks.” Not all Mexicans living the the US are illegal. I don’t think it’s any more acceptable to bash Christians than it is to make slurs against African-Americans, Poles, Jews, Native-Americans, Homosexuals, etc. Yet, mocking Christians seems to be OK. :rolleyes:
Well, more than one, but who’s counting?
There are ‘Baby on Board’ stickers on cars in the Netherlands? :eek:
I’m starting to get this image of Pucky behind the wheel, scowling at the other drivers, and the face that pops up is Charles Montgomery Burns, only crabbier.
Except he’d have a chauffeur.
funny you should mention - this news article may lend credence to that claim.
Bad drivers make the Baby Jesus cry!
And yes, I’ve been waiting for a good reason to use that.
I thought this thread was mocking people who have bumper stickers, but just happen to be Christians.
I am really, really annoyed that someone has the nerve to suggest that there is anyone crabbier than me.
…well, switch seats with him. I bet he’s a better driver!
[George Carlin] People like this scare the hell out of me! If God’s at the controls, He knows He’s not going to die if He has a crash! I want somebody who’s terrified that he’s going to die if he fucks up driving the thing![/GC]
The best bumper sticker I have seen:
“Nuke a pregnant gay baby whale for Jesus”
My bumper sticker: I’m an asshole, and I vote!
If as many people had asshole stickers as did jesus fish, some people may notice that the assholes drive like assholes Soon everyone would be leary of the assholes. If one asshole drove like an asshole, the opinion would be reaffirmed, and the assholes would be looked upon as assholes. If a large number of the assholes were a member of a certain demographic that tended to drive poorly anyway, say like maybe old people, pretty soon every asshole would be painted with the same wide brush as all the other old assholes drving out there. People would slowly begin to notice that Saturn drivers alone are the worst drivers on the road. But if the Saturn had an asshole sticker on it, the poor driving would be blamed on the fact that he/she was an asshole, and not upon the fact that he/she was driving a Saturn.
An asshole with a Saturn with a jesus fish on the bumper would be the most feared thing on the road.
Uhhh, I’ll have what NurseCarmen is having.
I like the Christian answer to the “Darwin” fish with feet. They show an even bigger “Jesus fish” eating the Darwin fish.
Yes, they support the theory of evolution with their own dumb fucking symbols.
Wouldn’t that be the food chain?