Nothing unusual about that. Zooey is a real doll!
So is Emily.
Allison Janney. Tall, great physical comedian. Goes a long way where I come from.
I had (have) a huge crush on John Goodman - which started way before Roseanne when he was in a commercial for Crest toothpaste somewhere in the 70s or 80s. (I just tried in vain to find a video of it - but the one they had was removed from youtube).
James May.
That Flo chick from the Progressive commercials. I’d sure like to trick out her nametag.
John Goodman as well. It comes from a sex dream I had about him maybe 20 years ago. I also have like a 30 year crush on Letterman for the same reason.
The only thing that makes me say WTF about you naming Zooey is that you think it makes others say “WTF.”
Perfectly reasonable crush if you ask me…
Rowan Atkinson. Not Mr. Bean Rowan, but BlackadderRowan. Specifically, Blackadder II. Rawr. There’s something to that women liking mean guys meme.
Rami Malek. Who? Exactly.
David Letterman since the mid eighties.
I have three.
- John Goodman
- David Hyde Pierce
- Peter Dinklage
I think I’m attracted to them because of the funny.
Andy Richter.
Seconded.
And I also think Shia LaBeouf is on the cusp of unbearable hotness. However, he makes my best friend want to barf.
I have a minor crush on “Supernanny” Jo Frost.
One of my friends in college once mentioned wanting to go see Kevin Spacey’s latest movie because she just loved him.
Me: Yeah, he’s a good actor.
Her: And he’s HOT!
<mild laughter from all else present, followed by a brief but awkward pause>
Me: What, really?
Her: Yes! Why does everyone always say that? He’s totally sexy!
+1
Sarah Vowell, she of the Sexy Squeakiness.
And Lucy Liu.
Steve Buscemi.
I always thought Shia was pretty hot until one day my mother said that my fifteen year old brother looked like him. She meant it as a compliment for my brother, of course, but wow that killed the hotness forever for me.
Guh. drools on self
Ohh yeah, good one. He’s mad sexy!