Your compaint is stupid you fucking whinny, anti-business Commie pussy! Die!

The BBQ Pit
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I probably should have posted this two years ago when it happened, but I was too big a pansy to register back then.

Around here we suffer through an annual plague of idealistic young college students working for a “public interest” group.

One fine day, a fresh-faced young commie (sorry Twist) rang my doorbell and asked permission to measure the water level in my well because they were “tracking the rate of subsidence of the water table.”

Nobody had ever measured my well before, and one data point doesn’t constitute “tracking” of any sort. There had been no recent new construction on the aquifer footprint beyond the odd garage or barn on slabs (no excavation). I can also think of about twelve better ways to measure the water table than to crack residential wells.

More to the point, it’s my well. As far as I know it has never been touched since it was drilled, which was when this kid’s parents were likely in grade school. I don’t want him (or anyone else) mucking with it. The rest of the conversation went like this:

Me: No.

Him: Don’t you care about the environment, blah, blah, blah…?

Me: Don’t touch my well.

Him: This is a very important SCIENTIFIC study! You’re probably not qualified to understand blah, blah, blah…

Me: Don’t touch my well. Get off my propert and don’t come back.

I closed the door in his face. That may seem rude to some of you, but you didn’t have to listen to the Junior Crusader.

A couple of minutes later I just happened to look out the window, and the kid is screwing around with my well cap. I grabbed the cordless phone, called the police, and marched out to confront the stupid kid.

Me: I thought I told you not to touch my well.

Him: I’m going to do it anyway.

Repeat, ad infinitum while I have the phone line open to the police.

I have to give the cops in my town credit. They arrived really quickly. The kid had managed to get a screw out of the lid, and thus was charged with vandalism or something as well as trespassing. It probably didn’t help that he gave the cop the same kind of wiseass he gave me. I don’t remember much of that part clearly. I was seething.

Don’t get me started on the Jehovah’s Witnesses.

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Then you’ve got those fucking commies who insist we post everything twice so the ADHD brats have a chance to read it.

To be fair, I’ve been sucked into that conspiracy on more than one occasion.

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[phony, droning Arkansas accent] I Feel Your Pain [phony, droning Arkansas accent]

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Yeah. The wild thing is that I got an “illegal operation” message and my browser shut down while I was trying to post the first time.

About a half an hour later, when I finally got back on, I found that my stupid long-winded hijack had magically reposted itself.

Now some other dirty commie rat comes in and insults me.

I just can’t win.

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Illegal operation, eh? I have an open line to the police right now - perhaps you’d like to repeat that into the mouthpiece?

:stuck_out_tongue:
Ignore me, I’m just bored

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Down in South Jersey (around farm country), they built what my husband and I refer to as “ghettoes for the rich.” You know, those developments that get named things like “Society Hill” and such. Some of them were built next to a dairy farm. The dairy farm was there when these people bought their houses. Now they want the dairy farm to move out. Hello! Didn’t you breath when you were looking at the houses? I don’t for a minute believe that it didn’t smell of cows and crap on the day you went down to look. And I won’t inquire as to how you missed seeing the damn barn!

There was also a lady who moved into a rural community with her family because it was safer than New York. Now she’s upset because there are no sidewalks and she wants the community to put them in. Every other kid the the town seems to be able to navigate without them. I think its so arrogant to expect an entire community to install sidewalks just for her.

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[generalization]Man, rich Jersey snobs are the worst. I lived in Union County for a while. Summit is terrible. The residents were trying to get a coffee shop shut down because “gasp” kids hung out there.[/generalization]

Erek

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Next thing you know, these fuking whinney comie pusies will try to take away the aire we breath.:wink:

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same thing for people who move into neighborhoods right next to 100 year old colleges and complain that the students are loud/partying/talking late/playing music loud/etc.

You make me sick you whining fucking bastards. It’s been over ten years since I had to deal with you shitheads, and it still irks me. I could understand bitching about your next door neighbors being loud, but driving around the neighborhood so you could call the cops on any group of over 5 people? Fuck you! Get a life! 3 of my neighbors were at my party and none of my neighbors had complained, you shitheads. Driving around so you could feel all self important, fucking ninnies. Call if the guy 2 doors down has a party, not 10 blcoks away. THAT is none of your fucking business, so keep your goddamn nose out of it.

now…what were we talking about?