My day with the cup.
5 AM Wake up. Fill cup with warm water and shave. Wash cup out.
5:30 Fill cup with Corn Pops and milk. Enjoy. Wash cup out.
6:00 Walk around in front of all the mirrors in the house, naked, posing with the cup. This should take an hour or so.
7:00 Spend quality time watching Sports Center with cup, possibly nap together.
10:00 Make some ramen noodles, eat them out of cup. Wash cup.
11:00 Hit the mall, find a photo booth, and get silly pictures of me and my best friend the cup.
12:00 Go to the Hometown Buffett. Put my food in the cup. Eat. Wash cup yet again.
1 PM Go home, and give fake interviews infront of video camera, holding the cup, thanking all the little people who made this possible.
3:00 Hit the bar. Score free drinks by letting the bartender hold the cup.
7:00 Take cup to my dek hockey game. Use it to hold the water bottles on ice.
9:00 Throw out left over water, fill cup with cans of Coors Light. Have some drinks in the parking lot with the boys.
11:00 Take cup back home, clean it up and spoon for a while.
Midnight- Return cup to Little Big Fat, because I so admire his designer sweat suits.