Your dream Star Wars film project?

I was personally disappointed in the new Star Wars trilogy. I think Lucas has lost his touch at storytelling (he’s is still a creative genius at “toymaking”)

So, let’s say he ceded the property to your studio and you called the shots.

What type of Star Wars trilogy would you put out there?

Give us your preferences on the following:

Time Period (in Relation to Ep 4):
Story Description: (Can be based on non-canon works or completely original)
Characters:
Cast:
Director:
Writer:
Coolest FX Scene:

How would you do it?

Time Period: thousands of years before either trilogies
Story Description: Base it on Knights of the Old Republic PC Game

Cast/Characters:
Marcus Starkiller (lead character)- Shawn Ashmore
Jedi Bastila Shan- Mélanie Laurent
Grey Jedi Jolee Bindo- James McDaniel
Carth Onasi- Patrick Dempsey
Mandalorian mercenary Canderous Ordo- Ron Perelman
Twi’lek teenager Mission Vao- Emily Osment
Wookiee Zaalbar- CGI
Bounty hunter Calo Nord- Tyler Mane
Crime boss Davik Kang-Steven Lang
Sith Admiral Saul Karath- Michael Emerson
Sith Master Uthar Wynn- John Malkovich
Sith apprentice Darth Bandon- Owain Yeoman
Darth Malak-Vin Diesel
Director/Writer: Christopher Nolan
Coolest FX Scene: Dragon Fights

I would completely remake the entire Episode 1-3 trilogy.

In Episode 1, I would leave out a lot of the Wonder Kid crap. Have him extremely sensitive and force strong, but not the focus of the episode, and certainly no accidentally blowing up the enemy capital ship crap.

In Episode 2 (played by Actor 2), he would be a troubled teen who often disobeys his masters and shows some signs of cruelty, but is good at manipulating the people around him. Again the focus would be less on him, but the entire situation.

In Episode 3 (played by Actor 3), he would be a very proficient and strong Jedi, clearly one of the stronger ones, but not very well trusted by Yoda and the rest of the council. Primarily because he is way too much “Palpatine’s Jedi”, but also because of his willingness to bully and manipulate people. There should be much more of a “this guy is headed toward the dark side, how to we get him back?” vibe, ending in the total and devastating betrayal of the Jedi Order. But we need to see it coming, even if the Jedi don’t.

Then I’d like to re-edit Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) so that there is no real mention of Anakin/Vader’s “redemption”. He did far too much evil for far too long. Turning on the Emperor at the end, because the Emperor lied and manipulated him into service and then was threatening to kill the very child he’d been told was dead - is not so much redemption for good as it is REVENGE.

I would also re-make episode 1-3, but I would take a slightly different approach than Chimera. I would make Anakin and Obi-Wan significantly older in the first movie–Anakin around 25, and Obi-Wan around 45. I would make the Jedi Knights already something of a relic, and the light-saber regarded as an object of ridicule. The governance of the Republic would resemble the late Roman Republic. The Clone Wars would be a war *against *a clone army. Obi-Wan would be a general in the Clone Wars, and would basically get his ass handed to him because he used traditional tactics. Palpatine, who would combine elements of Marius, Caesar, and Augustus, would reform the army and win the war, thereafter becoming First Citizen by acclimation. Anakin would start out as Obi-Wan’s adjutant, and then transfer loyalties to Palpatine.

Anything set a long, long time before the battle of Yavin. I personally would like to have the Darth Bane books turned into film (especially Path of Destruction), partly because it would tell the story from the perspective of the Sith and not the Jedi. Otherwise probably the Knights of the Old Republic stuff. I think I would just like it if it centered on the mythical Jedi/Sith/Force stuff and less on droids, politicians and anoying disneyesque side characters.

I’d keep the prequels exactly the same, except I’d commission a much better script and hire a director who can work with actors.

I’d have it be a homage/send off by Lucas’s pals. Get Scorsese, Coppola, and Spielberg to send the entire concept off as a group project. Sort of a ‘Last Ride of the Movie Brats’ thing.

Movie 1
Director: Scorsese
Plot: In the aftermath of the defeat of the Emperor the Rebellion attempts to consolidate power as the New Republic. Much corruption occurs and political manuvering, sometimes erupting into assassination or outright violence, occurs between players and systems. Luke attempts to re-establish the Jedi Order to maintain peace.

Movie 2
Director: Coppola
Plot: Having established the Jedi Order again they assist Leia and the New Republic in extending their control over both newly chaotic independent systems and remnants of the Imperial Fleet. Coruscant destroyed. Rebel force sensitives break away from Luke’s attempts to organize the Jedi.

Movie 3
Director: Spielberg
Plot: The overcoming of the last of the Fleet by the New Republic and the final ascension of Luke in establishing the new direction for the Jedi.

I’m actually much more interested in side stories involving other characters. Leave the main series as is, and explore the stories of the smugglers, or the Bounty Hunters, or the Stormtroopers.

Arguably, that’s exactly what they’re doing with the Clone Wars animated series (they just had a Mandalorian episode, in fact), and the proposed live action TV series. It’s also what a lot of fan films, novels, and comics cover.

But that’s what I like the best about Star Wars - the worlds and characters, more than the main central storyline we’re familiar with.

Basically I just want to branch out into Lucas’s universe, with the resources and time to make it look as good as the existing movies.

I’d hire a decent writer and director to film Tim Zahn’s Thrawn trilogy. Make an adult series of movies for a change, but still with the action.

Then scrap every copy of Episodes 1-3 in existance. Never reissue them. Destroy the master files, wipe the disks, then melt them into slag.

The Thrawn trilogy books are a good choice. The problem with those though is that they feature Luke, Han, Leia etc quite heavily and the actors have aged a bit too much for that to work.

What I would like to see is a TV-series based on the Rogue/Wraith squadron concept. For those who haven’t read them it concentrates on a group of X-Wing pilots led by Wedge Antilles. The books contain both space battles and commando style missions behind enemy lines. The timeline for the books are after Return of the Jedi.

It would have to be live action no animated crap here. I have no idea what actors I would use.

Third vote for the original Thrawn trilogy (not the duology that came later). Don’t know how to fix the aging thing…let’s just assume the films were made right after the books were published.

I’m surprised nobody would want to focus on the back story of Han Solo. I would definitely do that. I’d also make a movie about the formation of the Empire and its military.

I’d definitely stay away from the young Anakin storyline. And definitely no baby-Boba Fett bullshit. Some characters are more mysterious and menacing without an elaborate backstory.

Time Period: Around a millenium before Ep. 4
Story Description: (This is a three-part series).

Part 1:

On the rural backwater world of Aetlaet, Cada makes a good living as a merchant, importing off-world goods and selling them to farmers, ranchers, and miners far away from the few cities. When his fiance is kidnapped by a vicious gang, he aims to take revenge and win her back.

The story is inspired by a little Greek tragedy, plus Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Firefly, and other stuff. It’s not a Space Western exactly, but there are definitely touches of it. However, it also sets up some of the events of Original & Prequel trilogies, showing why the Jedi believed the Sith were destroyed, and why Palpatine was
very interested when he heard a Skywalker helped defeat the Trade Federation.
It follows a basic three-act structure.

(1)
Cada is a merchant, he deals in technical goods (including a mechanical arm in an early scene), showing that he’s technically capable and a good pilot. When he wants to finally ask Wola to marry him, things are interrupted as Leator comes to town. Leator kidnaps the girl and cuts off Cada’s right arm… with a rusty, dull hatchet. He then ties Cada (and the arm) to his speeder and sets it off into the desert. Cada survives. He’s broken pretty much everywhere and some time passes. Some of Leator’s goons finally go too far when they taunt him about his woman one day, and he simply snaps. He blasts both of them, boys a much more advanced military-grade cybernetic replacement, and sets out to get revenge.

(2)
Cada starts attacking Leator’s goons, hitting them over and over again. There’s not much to say here - this is actually a relatively brief section of the film, and it’s intended to show just how incredibly pissed off the people of Aetlaet are. Cada is going increasingly out of cvontrol again,a nd taking bigger abnd bigger risks. His arm, being a military-type weaopon with advanced fire control, manages to keep him from getting killed. Finally, Cada gets hurt again and is saved by Theclis. As the injured, confused, and generally angry Cada comes back around to wake, he sees Theclis, and kills thinking he’s Leator.

(3)
Cada, realizing just how messed up he is, and that he’s simply taking revenge without any point. He commits himself to taking Leator down. He sneaks in to Madela’s palace and frees Wola as well as several others women. Wola has been Very Unpleasantly Treated and seems to be drugged. Along the way, he discovers that Madela is long dead and cleverly tricks Leator’s men into fighting each other. During a high-speed escape, Leator chases the two, until leator finally causes them to crash. Cada is pinned under the speeder while Leator comes to kill him, until Wola shoots him in the back, displaying a good deal more s The two leave the planet the next day.

Meanwhile, Arfest is busy burying his brother Theclis. Acknowledging there’s little law and less justice on the planet, he says he’s going to go hunt down Cada and bring him back for a trial.

(I know that’s a bland description, but it’s kinda the two-second version).

Characters:
Cada
Wola - a young and pretty woman who Cada seeks to propose to early in the film.
Madela - A murderous gangster who lives in an isolated palace with his son Leator.
Leator - Madela’s son and chief enforcer, who takes what he wants when he wants and murer anyone who gets in his way. He enjoys rape, mutilation, and chopping off people’s arms.
Theclis & Arfest - are also Madela’s son, though they refuse to have anything to do with him. They do not like Leator. At all.

There are other characters, so it’s not quite that thin, but when you have a short space, you only want to put down a few.

Coolest FX Scene:

The speeder chase through the canyon. Leator and several of his men are hunting the overloaded speederbike of Cada and Wola. I conceive of this as having very little CGI, and being done in very few, very long takes. The main digital effect is the character’s action (shot in greenscreen), being inserted into the absurdly fast-moving shots of the canyon (probably done in a plane or chopper).
Part 2: Doom of the Sith

This details the fall of the Sith and how they were destroyed (but survived) by the Jedi. I dont’ have all the details, but roughyl speaking:

Cada and Wola have become thieves and roughyl speaking, Robing Hood types. They steal from corrupt governments and their private-sector lackeys as well as pirates and smugglers. (Cada has a 60 billion credit bounty on his head. This is doubled by the end. :D) This changes when they are recruited by Jedi Armon to help him infiltrate and spy on Virta. Arfest also joins to help them, although he’s very clear about plannign to take Cada back with him. They discover he is a Sith Lord (Nixus), and must fend off increasingly vicious attacks by assassins, including Genovo Larst and Darth Broetus.

Things come to ahead when Nixus invades the peacful world of Caledon. As Armon and Wola engages in a terrible battle with Darth Broetus (whose forces are invading the space station and orbital-docking network), Cada runs across the network, grabs a space elevator array, and then boosts himself onto Darth Nixus’s flagship. he plants charges which cripple the mighty battleship, and then fights to prevent the Sith Lord from escaping. In the end, Arfest saves him from plummeting with the doomed ship, while Nixus incinerates as his titanic Mask of Hatred ship explodes above the polar regions.

The SIth should be defeated forever, but Genovo Larst survives (if badly injured). As she awakens in Nixus’s secret lair, the Sith droids bow to her and present a Jedi Holocron (first tim appearing in the movies).

Arfest, naturally, takes Cada back to their home planet, where they crassh-land in the ruins of Madela’s palace. Cada confesses that he panicked and murdered an innocent man because he didn’t think. They engage in an incredibly badass duel, blasting buildings to rubble all around them. Finally, Arfes lets Cada go, dropping his weapon because Cada wouldn’t take a shot even if he could kill him.

Characters:

Cada (Skywalker)
Wola
Arfes
Jedi Knight Armon - A Jedi trying to stop Warlord Virta, whose manufactured claims to the sector render the Republic helpless to stop him from conquering them.
Darth Nixus - A Sith Lord seeking to destabilize the entire sector, in the guise of Warlord Virta. He has semi-legit claims that the worlds of this sector are resisting his legal authority, and is crushing them one by one (extremely brutally).
Darth Broetus - Nixus’ apprentice.
Genovo Larst - A vicious woman Bounty Hunter who becomes a new Sith.

Best Action Scene:

The final battle between Cada and Arfes. They start with 100 shots each, and use a grand total of 197 of them. Every shot is shown onscreen, as they blast through builds and finally crush the last remnents of the old palace (yes, this is A Deeply Symbolic Moment).
Part 3: Fall of Palpatine

Not much here - I have the idea and a rough plot, but basically, it’s about how Palpatine was turned into a Sith (it’s a really grim and gruesome plot) and vows to destroy the Sith and Jedi alike… a vow he made good on, corrupted or not, years later.

The key idea here is sympathy for the devil. Palpatine is betrayed at every turn (or in some cases, made to believe he’s been betrayed at every turn). We also show ho when learned to be a Magnificent Bastard from the best, as Darth Plagueis callously manipulates him.

I also wanted to show that Plagueis wasn’t himself as personally evil as Palpatine, but was far more destructive. Plagueis is simply callousness personified, viewing everyone around him as tools. he manipulates everyone because that’s what he does. He fills a young and naive Senator Palpatine (yes, of Naboo) with lies and propoganda, then forces him do terrible, terrible things. Finally, he puts Palpatine ina situation where he’s likely to become emotionally attached, and then rips it all away. He betrays

All of this was so Palpatine would turn to the Dark Side, which a young, semi-trained force user with no one to turn to can hardly help avoid. palpatine does so, and simply pwns Syfo-Dias. He lets the jedi live, but basically gives him a cuttingly cruel Hannibal Lecture where he makes it very clear that one day, he will kill Syfo-Dias, but until that day comes he’s going to do everything he can to make sure Syfo-Dias looks good and even becomes a Jedi Master. And Syfo-Dias will become his slave in exchange for that, because if he doesn’t, or betrays Palpatine, he’ll dup evidence of Syfo-Dias’s scumsuckery all into the public’s lap.

Palpatine confronts Plagueis, and loses.

Plagueis returns to his safe hideous, which is shielded beyond belief, and settles down to bed. Suddenly, a lightsaber ignites from beneath and cuts him from shoulder to mid-chest. The dying Plagueis coughs and hacks , trying to crawl away as Palpatine emerges from beanth the heavy mattress. Palpatine then crushes Plagueis with the Force. I mean, crushes him. Into a little ball.

Palpatine sits down on Plagueis’s throne (looking more exhausted and like a man should when life itself becomes a living nightmare), when hundreds upon hundreds of Sith droids come rushing in. He raises his lightsaber, when they all bow before him. He sits back upon the throne, and weeps.

Palpatine: duh
Plagueis: detailed
**Jedi Knight Syfo-Dias **- He’s a powerful Jedi who is exceptionally vain and arrogant. He toys with Plagueis’s offer. Plagueis is trying to pit him and Palpatine to see who worthy of becoming his true apprentice.
**Woman **- Don’t have a name here yet. Palpatine likes her, but believes she likes Syfo-Dias more. They begin to fall in love, but Plagueis put her in that position. Syfo-Dias kills her while Plagueis hires an assassin to pretend to be her (after suitable surgery) and the replacement “betrays” Palpatine in the most brutal way possible.

Best Action Scene: the ultimate lightsaber duel between Palpatine and Plagueis. I’m talking total balls-to-the-wall lightsabery death sweating from every pore. The entire thing is a huge battle to the doom. We’re talking about chopping through buildings as Palpatine cleaves his way through hundreds of droids.

Crowning Moment of Awesome? In the final duel, Plagueis unleashes his Force Lightning. Palpatine is so strong that after being tortmented with it for a while, he copies the technique and barbeque’s Plagueis with his own medicine. Finally, Plagueis tricks him into a bad footing and is able to bring down by chucking the whole building (wired with explosives, just in case) into the depths of Coruscant.

This is much more addictive than I thought. I started with a basic premise, but couldn’t stop fleshing out the story. Just shows how boring it is at work today.

I have a special kind of hatred for prequels, so it would have to be set after ROTJ, and seeing as all the actors from the original trilogy have gotten older, probably quite a long way afterwards, with brand new characters. It would be set maybe a thousand years after the original trilogy, with the senate and the jedi council restored as they were back at the beginning of Ep I.

Main Characters

Kallyn Solo: A descendant of Han/Leia, and a powerful Jedi, currently in exile from the council.

Jarna Belin: Another Jedi, and former lover of Kallyn Solo

Tayn Moku: The current jedi council leader. A strict disciplinarian

Prion Destim: Jedi who trained Kallyn. Now dead, but still around as a ghost

ND-348: Reprogrammed assasin droid, who is now Kallyn’s buddy

Kaino Mareth: Local smuggler type. Another of Kallyn’s buds

Backstory:
Kallyn was a powerful jedi knight, but due to his rebellious Solo genes, he wasn’t good at following the rules. This meant he regularly came into conflict with Tayn Moku, who ran the council with a rod of iron. Tayn was already known for having several disobedient Jedi stripped of their rank, and put in a jedi prison (The jedi prison uses ysalamir, a creature that cancels out the force, to prevent jedi escaping)

Kallyn has an affair with fellow jedi Jarna, and when it is discovered, Tayn is furious. He is well aware of Kallyns Skywalker heritage, and demands he renounce his love for Jarna. Kallyn refused, but Tayn told him that he had already offered the same choice to Jarna, and she had agreed. Kallyn is crushed. Tayn declares him an enemy of the jedi, and tried to have him arrested, but Kallyn escapes and went into exile.
Episode I : Jedi Exile
So, at the start of the story, Kallyn is a rogue jedi, wandering around the outer rim planets and generally being a hero at large. Occasionally, the jedi attempt to capture him, but thanks to him being very strong in the force, and because he gets the occasional tip off from his mentor, Prion Destim’s ghost, he manages to stay one step ahead. As he is hanging around on outer rim planets, he has become friends with Smuggler and Bounty Hunter types, notably Kaino and ND (with whom he has shared his backstory, for the benefit of the audience), and generally spends his time helping people who have no-one else to turn to.

During one such mission, he ends up having to take down a major crime lord. He is surprised to learn just how powerful this crime lords has become, with access to hundreds of ships, battle droids and/or clone warriors. The first film ends with Kallyn successfully taking out the crime lord, but he also learns a terrible truth. The crime lord was just a front man for an immense invasion force of unknown origin, poised to seize control of the galaxy.
Episode II : A Dark Awakening
Kallyn becomes aware that a small contingent of the invasion fleet will be attacking a nearby planet, with the aim of gaining a foothold in the galaxy. Armed with his new knowledge, Kallyn attempts to rally the galaxy to defend itself, but is met with resistance at every turn. He attempts to contact the council, but this only serves to galavnise Tayn Moku to have Kallyn captured, and he sends more jedi out to bring him in. Kallyn has a similar response from the senate, and realised he is on his own.

Increasingly desperate to stop the impending invasion, and having to avoid jedi sent to capture him, Kallyn starts making alliances with some very dodgy criminals from the outer rim. In order to do this, he has to start abusing his powers, and this starts him on the path to the dark side. As he grows increasingly aggressive, he starts to win more allies amongst the local criminal classes, who have become very fearful of him. His friends, Kaino and ND, realise that their friend is possibly becoming a greater threat to the galaxy than that of the invasion, and decide to travel to Coruscant to seek out Jarna and ask for help.

Episode 2 ends with Kallyn successfully leading a fleet of smuggler and criminal ships against the invasion fleet (think of a fleet of Falcons and Slave one type ships vs Star Destroyers). However, by the end, he is completely under the dark side.
Episode III : Jedi Salvation
At the start of the film, Kallyn is ruling a mini empire on the outer rim, and is an utterly ruthless leader, completely under the spell of the dark side. This leads to him being visited by a couple of ghosts. Firstly, Prion, who pleads with Kallyn to renounce the dark side, and lets slip that he has only been able to help Kallyn all these years because Jarna has been contacting him with information from within the council.

The second ghost is a mysterious sith lord, who tells Kallyn to travel to coruscant to meet with him, and become his apprentice. Kallyn is compelled to go, so he leaves for Coruscant. He goes to meet the sith lord near the council chambers, who explains where the invasion fleet comes from. A long dead sith (maybe Exar kun, or Marka Ragnos), who was defeated by the jedi millenia ago, had a contingency plan. He sent a droid ship to the far reaches of space, where it set up a factory, and slowly started building ships and droids. Over the millenia, this army got bigger and bigger, until it became the biggest in the galaxy, and now, it was ready to seize power. The long dead sith had been running the show as a ghost, but was now powerful enough to take possesion of a living body. He takes his hood off, and it is Tayn Moku.

Kallyn is enraged by the site of his old enemy, and attacks him, and a huge Sith battle ensues. Tayn is way too powerful for Kallyn though, and soon gains the upper hand. As he is about to deliver the death blow (in the form of sith lightening), Kaino and ND arrive, with Jarna in tow, and Jarna takes the shot for Kallyn, and is killed. As Jarna lies dying, she tells Kallyn that she had never stopped loving him, and the two have an emotional reunion. As she lies dying, she tells Kallyn to come back to the light, and he renounces the dark side.

Kaino and ND help Kallyn escape, and Tayn goes to rejoin his invasion fleet. Knowing that his plan is uncovered, he starts planning for the immediate invasion of coruscant. Kallyn takes Jarna’s body to the council chambers, and with NDs sensor data, shows the council what Tayn had become. Kallyn despatches Kaino to free the Jedi imprisoned by Tayn, and convinces the council to deploy the fleet around Coruscant, even though they know it won’t be enough to stop the invasion. However, Kallyn is able to bring his criminal fleet into the battle too, and the combined forces of the senate army, the criminals and the jedi is enough to destroy the invaders.

During the battle Kallyn and ND infiltrate the Tayn’s command ship (which is inevitably a huge battlecruiser), and Kallyn confront Tayn again. Without his sith powers, Kallyn is severely outmatched, but before Tayn can kill him, Kaino arrives with one of the ysalamir from the jedi prison, neutralising both Kallyn and Tayns powers. ND quickly shoots Tayn before he can recover.

Cue fireworks and dancing ewoks…

Mmm, the Thrawn story, with Ron Perlman as Thrawn, of course.
Guillermo Del Toro as writer/director
Coolest F/X - Battle of Bilbringi

Ron Perlman? I mean, it’s not ridiculous or anything. I just have never pictured him when I think of Thrawn…

My dream Star Wars product would be to round up every copy of anything even tangentially related to the franchise and launch it into the sun, but that’s just me.

Why not try to simply avoid threads like these?

I see a character study of an old, slightly bitter, Luke Skywalker. Despite Yoda’s training in emotional stability, the young Luke could never really handle the fame of being the hero of the revolution, nor could the slightly older Luke really deal with the decline of that fame. He feels slightly used by Obi-Wan and Yoda, who manipulated him into being their weapon to strike at the Emperor, and claims to be glad that the Force no longer seems to be strong in him.
Jealous remarks about the happiness of Han Solo not only show Luke’s bitterness and failure to build a happy life for himself also reveal that maybe Luke’s feelings about Leia never quite resolved to loving sibling. Luke’s only companion at this point is R2D2, who clearly sees Luke’s downward spiral, but R2’s proddings to Luke to get out and interact with others and enjoy the safe galaxy he helped create only fall on deaf ears (“what does a droid know?”).

But maybe that’s just the movie I want to see.

He’s just the go-to guy for acting well while wearing prosthetics or makeup - it’s the voice, I think. Doug Jones being the other choice, but he’s too lithe.