Yesterday I was leaning against one of my (male) co-worker’s desk when he spun around, put his head in his hands about 6 inches in front of my crotch and said “Man I’m thirsty. I need something to drink.” In a slightly less than politically correct response, I reached down, grabbed my zipper and said “Here you go”.
He had a real good response though.
“Geez, you could at least let me get a cup!”
You think that’s uncomfortable? Try being at your great-nephew’s 3rd birthday party, in a crowded apartment, with somebody’s toddler making his way throw the crowd, and pretending he’s swimming. :eek: His hands just making it to crotch level.
Yes, absence of the required comma could really cause some confusion in this case.
Someone needs to pluck more than nose & ear hair…
-d&r-
Let me guess. At some point, you asked a genie for a very tiny pianist?
Or at least lean closer.
you shoulda given her a gentle pelvic thrust to the face bump, and winked at her when she looked up in horror
He’s right & you might have even gotten a dollar bill tucked in your belt too. :eek: 
“C’mon Lady! No change! It clanks and chaffes…”
Excellent idea! Then this post could have been his one phone call!
Or, you could have said “hey lady! Why don’t you just suck my dick?”
[sub]Get it? Get it? Because we’re talking about penises.[/sub]
To quote my old college friend, you should have slipped her the sausage.