I think I almost had a porn star moment today.
I’m at the grocery store in the meat department. I’m browsing around on the top shelf. I happen to look down and there’s this lady bent over with her head uncomfortably close to my crotch! When I say close, I mean literally six inches away from my penis! :eek: (She was browsing the items on the bottom shelf. About level with my crotch) Seriously, had you been a passer by, you’d have to take a double look.
It was all good tho’ because she was kind of hot.