Your face is six inches away from my penis lady!

Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
#1

I think I almost had a porn star moment today.

I’m at the grocery store in the meat department. I’m browsing around on the top shelf. I happen to look down and there’s this lady bent over with her head uncomfortably close to my crotch! When I say close, I mean literally six inches away from my penis! :eek: (She was browsing the items on the bottom shelf. About level with my crotch) Seriously, had you been a passer by, you’d have to take a double look.

It was all good tho’ because she was kind of hot. :smiley:

#2

This may have been the source of her confusion.

#3

I wish I had a penis lady.

#4

You only need have said, “Move just six inches, lady, and you’ll find what you are looking for.”

#5

she likely wasn’t looking for boneless meat.

#6

If it had been a porn star moment, there wouldn’t have been that six inch gap.

#7

nm

#8

Talk about shopping at The Gap…

#9

Is this your penis lady?

#10

So nothing ensued?

#11

Did she already have Bone Suckin’ Sauce in her cart?

#12

“Uncomfortably,” hunh? Son, we need to have a talk…

#13

You’re sliced That Thin, huh? :smiley:
just teasing
Hey, maybe she thinks you’d make a good sammich…

#14

I think she was at the tube steak counter.

Talk about sequential threads:

  1. Your face is six inches away from my penis lady!

  2. Were you molested?

#15

And now:

  1. Your face is six inches away from my penis lady!

  2. There’s a New Sheriff In Town!

#16

Christ on a stick, I’d have kneed her in the nose reflexively. Why the fuck couldn’t she wait or say “excuse me”?

#17

See, now you know why your mother told you to always put on clean underwear when you go out. You never know what might happen.

#18

Did you get a boner?

#19

This happened to me too, but the woman was rumaging in her pocket. I wondered what she was doing. Then out from her pocket came a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers. :frowning:

#20

I’d rather have a penis lady than a lady penis.