You can put “Philadelphia” in front of my favorite sports teams.
But assuming Philadelphia was wiped off the face of the earth (insert cheap joke here), my faves would be:
NFL—kinda have a soft spot for the hapless Browns and Raiders. Secret deep admiration for the Seahawks.
MLB—Baltimore Orioles
NBA—LA Clips; I also have a admiration for the Spurs.
NHL—Winnepeg Jets. Slight crush on Canucks. Lets bring the Cup back to Canada.
NCAAFB—Rutgers only because they are in the Big 10 and I fucking HATE Penn State!
NCAACB—normally any Big 5 team in the Dance but since Philly was blown away in a nuclear blast, Lehigh.
I also have a soft spot for Chelsea as they were my team until Philly got as MLS team and I rooted against Chelsea during the 2014 MLS All-Statr Game.
HATED
NFL—Dallas Cowboys.
MLB—Boston Red Sox.
NBA—Tough one. Id say Cleveland because its so unfair they always get the #1 pick, but you know they’ll never deliver. Right now I hate the Knicks and Nets, but only because they are NY teams.
NHL—Pittsburgh Penguins. Their fans are the biggest frauds in sports. They brag about all their Cups but the fact is if their teams didnt suck so bad in the late 80s, they would have never gotten Mario or Jagr; same with Crosby 10 years ago. PLUS, their team almost folded and moved to Portland because of such bad fan support 12 years ago.
NCAAFB—Penn State. I won’t get into it here, my reasons for the hating the Penn State football program could fill 20 pages of another thread.
NCAACB—Duke. Most Duke fans I know jumped on the bandwagon 1988-92 because they wanted a “white” team to root for.