How about a nice close shave
Teach your whiskers to behave
Lots of lather lots of soap
Please hold still don’t be a dope
Now we’re ready for the scrapin’
There’s no use to try escapin’
Yell and scream and rant and rave
There’s no use you need a shaave!
Followed by basically attacking Elmer’s face with a straight razor while Elmer “ouches” and “ows.”
And don’t forget the hair restorer which grows flowers on Elmer’s head, the mud pack that sets like cement, and cutting Elmer’s non-existent hair with a little lawnmower.
(Daffy washes up on an island far in the background.)
Daffy: (distant) Hey! C’mere…c’mere! Gimme a close-up! A close-up!
(The screen is cropped 90% black to only show a tiny far-off Daffy.)
Daffy: This is a close-up?..A CLOSE-UP, YA JERK! A CLOSE-UP!
So much good stuff … Bugs’ timid little rabbit routine, the overall design of Mr. Hyde and his dragging knuckles. The “Minute Waltz” bit at the piano just kills me.