I’m sure most of you have imagined or read fanfic stories set in various series that would have rocked if they’d been real episodes.
My contribution: South Park “The N Word”. Someone tricks Cartman (not hard to do) by quoting several outdated terms from the 18th and 19th centuries into believing that “nr" is a perfectly acceptable synonym for “black”. Hilarity ensues; such as the police having to be called to the school to restrain Cook from assaulting Cartman, who explains "All I did was ask him if we were having nr beans for lunch, and he went crazy!”