Your favorite final words

You’ve seen it??? My sister and I are quite sure we’re going to go to our graves never knowing what movie it was. And until now, I’ve never met anyone who’s also seen it. You’ve given me renewed hope. :smiley:

A bit of black humor:

Terry Kath: “Don’t worry, it’s not loaded.”

More black humor:

“Uh-oh.”

Francis “Dick” Scobee, Space Shuttle Challenger Commander

Fictional or not, these have been my favorite “last words” since that film came out.

Unless i’m scrambling memories again, the “I’ve seen things…Tannhäuser Gate” lines were scripted; at the last minute, actor Rutger Hauer added the two final sentences (quoted above) with director Ridley Scott’s blessing.

Chicago Flight 191: “Damn.”

To balance things a bit, the best famous but thankfully NOT final words: “We’ll be in the Hudson!”

A professor, Dr. Samuel Upham, was on his deathbed and the people gathered there wondered if he’d died. Someone said, “Feel his feet. No one ever died with warm feet.”

Dr. Upham opened his eyes. “Joan of Arc did.”

Then he died.

Spike Milligan wanted “I told you I was sick” on his headstone but the church authorities didn’t allow it . So he wrote it in Gaelic .
Can’t supply a link from my tab but a google search of "spike Milligan gravestone quip " should yield results

Executioner: Any last words?
Baron Munchausen: Not yet.

General Woundwort: Come back! Come back and fight! Dogs aren’t dangerous!

“I am about to – or I am going to – die: either expression is correct.”

~~ Dominique Bouhours, French Grammarian, d. 1702

Aha, but his body was never found…

That’s possibly one of the most heartwrenchingly beautiful death speeches I’ve ever heard in a film. Pure word pictures.

Though I could swear that the first time I watched it he also said something about seeing the two moons (or two suns) rise over the beaches of some planet.

I’ve never been able to confirm that. Nor has anyone else. Dontcha just hate that?

That’s lovely.

None of the movies above have anything on Beavis and Butthead Do America

Gunman: Do you have any last words?

Butthead: Uhhhhh… “butt cheeks”?

That’s pretty much how it happened according to the Wikipedia page. Hauer dropped some lines and added the ending.

“Moose. Indian.”

–Thoreau

My favorite is what will undoubtably be Mankind’s Final Words;

“Hold my beer.”

“Let’s see if there’s one in here for me!”

“I had the right of way.”

Some Victorian-London criminal, just as the hangman pulled the lever: "I am Jack - "