Your Favorite Futurama Quote

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If you’re talking about the green dude (“fork 'em over, fork 'em over!”) - I think he’s from Bezerk. Not sure though.

A few more:

Bender, after becoming a human, touches the top of his head…

Bender: “Hey, my antenna’s gone!”

(reaches in underpants)

Bender: “Oh, wait. It just moved. Not getting very good reception though, maybe if I wiggle it a little…”

Fry: “Bender, no! You’ll make God cry!”

Fry, giving Bender and Leela a tour of old New York:

“… and on that corner, some guy with a bushy beard handed out a socialist newsletter.”

Bender: “Was it poorly Xeroxed?”

Fry: “You better believe it!”

And a scene from the popular robot soap opera, “All My Circuits”:

Calculon: (opens door) “Honey unit, I’m home! (gasp!) Monique!”

Monique: (startled) “Calculon!”

Other robot in bed: (beep)

Calculon: “Oh, how I wish I could believe that.”

The gang takes a tour of the Slurm factory, where they see the grunka lunkas working away, and ask repeatedly about the secret ingredient of Slurm…

“Runka lunka dunkady doo. We’ve got a friendly warning for you. Runka lunka dunkady dasis. The secret of Slurm’s on a need-to-know basis.”

“Asking questions in school is a great way to learn. Try that stuff here and you’ll get your legs broke. We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm. It could easily happen again to you folks.”

“So keep your head down, and keep your mouth shut! Runka, lunka, lunka, dunkady dut.”

Later:

Leela: “What’s behind that door? The secret ingredient?”

Runka lunkas: “Runka lunka dunka dingredient. You should not ask 'bout the secret ingredient.”

Bender: “Ok, ok, we get the point…”

Leela: “I was just curious because of the armed guards.”

Runka lunkas: “Runka lunka dunkady darmed guards…”

Bender: “Shut the hell up!!!”

“Every time you clap your hands you kill thousands of spores that will someday form a nutritious fungus. Just show your approval with a mole friendly thumbs up.”

“Good way to avoid frostbite folks, is to put your hands between your buttocks, that’s natures pocket.”

“Nobody enjoys shooting penguins, but if you have to shoot penguins, you might as well enjoy it.”

“If rubbing frozen dirt in my crotch is wrong, hey I don’t want to be right.”

  • all from Free Waterfall Sr., Founder of Penguins Unlimited

Professor: “Mars used to be a barren, uninhabitable wasteland, much like Utah. But unlike Utah, it was eventually made livable.”

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“It’s a life of quiet dignity.” --Leonard Nimoy’s Head-in-a-Jar

“If you don’t put those [dice] away, I’m going to take them away!” --Al Gore to Gary Gygax.

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Bender: (singing) “I love stealin’…I love takin’ things…”

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I’m going to go check on Bender now . . .

“Make sure he doesn’t pick your pocket!”

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My second favorite:

The Professor, examining Fry’s brain slug on the floor:

“Poor thing, starved to death.”

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LOL yep, it’s official: The dumbest, oldest jokes become funny again when uttered by the Professor:

Prof: “You’ll be delivering something without which no ribbon-utting ceremony can proceed, the oversized novelty scissors.”

Leela: “We’ll get them there as fast as possible.”

Prof: “All right, but don’t run with them!”

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From the otherwise mediocre Mars University episode:

“All I want is to be a moderately intelligent monkey in a suit. So I’m transferring to business school!”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

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“Where’s your bathroom?”
“The what-room?”
“The bathroom.”
“The bath-what?”
The bathroom!"
“The what-what?”

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Just about anything said by Morbo had me roaring with laughter.

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From the “Popplers” episode:

Hippie: You shouldn’t eat things that feel pain!!

[Bender beans him with a brick]

Hippie: Owwww!

Bender: Okay, we won’t eat you, then!

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My second favorite line is from Giant Zoidberg:

“Ah, the famous Apollo theater . . . boo me off stage, will you!”

My favorite line is from Farnsworth’s roast (and I’m damned if I can remember the ep name, little help?). They bring out the only surviving member of Farnsworth’s last crew . . .

. . .and out comes Captain Pike, to the strains of the Star Trek Dramatic Music[sup]TM[/sup].

And he beeps.

That’s it. My fave line. Just for the buildup.

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“You know the only way to deal with a formidable female adversary is to seduce her! This time we are sure she’s a woman, right?” - Zaph Brannigan

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“Now how will I get rid of my male jelly?”
“You can use this.” [Fry offers Zoidberg his severed arm]

“I put the two of you in one room for a reason. So I would only have to learn one phone number.”

“Bender, are you sure you know where we’re going?”
“I told you an hour ago, no!”

“Bender, what was that?”
“Ah, nothing!”
“Was that a cooking show?”
“No, it was porn!”
“Aw, that’s sweet.”
“Yeah, I like cooking shows, too, Bender.”
“Pansy.”

“You’re a robot. You don’t know anything about taste.”
“Honey, I wouldn’t be talking about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top.”

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Most of my favorite quotes come from my favorite episode, the “Slurm Factory” episode.

Fry: I’m thirsty! When will we get our Slurm?
Slurm Slug: Soon enough.
Fry: That’s not soon enough.

Fry: I used to drink 100 cans of soda a week. Until my third heart attack.

Fry: Oh no! What if the secret ingrediant is…people?!
Leela: No. They already have a cola like that. Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh? What’s it taste like?
Leela: It differs from person to person.

Party down, Slurms McKenzie! Party down!