Benny: “Pardon me, sir, do you know the way to Hollywood from here?”
Blanc (dressed as Mexican peasant, speaking in slow, laconic voice): “Si.”
Benny: “You do? could you tell me?”
Blanc: “Si.”
Benny: “You could?”
Blanc: “Si.”
Benny: “What’s your name?”
Blanc: “Cy.”
Benny: “Cy?”
Blanc: “Si.”
Benny: “Do you have a sister?”
Blanc: “Si.”
Benny: “What’s her name?”
Blanc: “Sue.”
Benny: “Sue?”
Blanc: “Si.”
Benny: “What does she do for a living?”
Blanc: “Sew.”
Benny: “Sew?”
Blanc: “Si.”
Benny: “Now cut that out!!”
The first two that came into my head were the two posted by Kallessa.
Your dethhhhpicable… :wally
I knew I should have made that left turn at Albuquerque.
FOGHORN LEGHORN HAS NO STAYING POWER?!?!?
He was in the “Looney Looney Looney Bugs Bunny Movie”, and his thirty-odd shorts have remained in rotation forever, unlike another favorite of mine, Sniffles. I put it down to a lack of respect for Bob McKimson. FL was his regular.
Say, is any of this penetratin’ that little ol’ bonnet of yours?
First time someone else shot my mouth off!
I like a sneaky, conniving little weasel like you!
But the best ever, oddly, was a Sylvester line: Son, she’s about as helpless as a porcupine in a nudist camp. Sheesh!
while Bugs and I are personal, long time good (platonic) friends, I fear most of my favorite quotes are in fact from Daffy. My 3 favorite cartoons are the Duck Rabbit Duck ones (that have Daffy, Elmer and Bugs all together). Many of my favorite quotes have already been mentioned, but no one’s done: (from the abomidable snowman one)
Daffy: “It was either him, or me, and it obviously couldn’t be ME. I’m not like other people. I can’t stand pain. It hurts me.”
Now, I’ll hit the ‘play’ button on my Bugs Bunny watch and go on with my day, thank you.
Not wanting to disturb the Foghorn Leghorn debate (it’s interesting – besides, I like the old rooster), I’ll offer that my favorite of the characters is the varmint-hater Yosemite Sam.
Bugs: Yak, Yak, Yak, Yak. Only a fool would go after the singing sward!
King: Good idea, Fool!
Dragon: Ah-Ah-Ah-Chooo!!! (flame shoots out)
Sam: Ya gall darn idgit dragon - now you’ve gone and done caught a cold! (shovels coal into dragon’s mouth)
Sam: Wow, Dragon! Wow!.. When I say wow, I mean wow! (dragon stops and Sam bounces down the length of his spine and lands on his ass). Dragons is sooo stupid!
Cops: Okay rabbit, where are you hiding that crook? He must me in that oven.
Bugs: Well officer, if he was in the oven, would I shut the door like that?
Cop: You might rabbit, you might…
Bugs: Would I turn on the gas like that?
Cop: You might rabbit, you might…
Bugs: Would I light a match and throw it in like this?
(FOOM, the oven goes up in flames with the crook inside)
Cop: Well, alright rabbit, but if you see 'em, you let me know…
Southern Gent: Oh Belvedere…Belvedere… Come here Belevedere!
Bugs: What an imbacilius, what a nincumpoop, what an ultra-maroon!
Marvin: I’m getting very angry…<pant,pant,pant>… very angry indeed.
Bugs: Run for your lives folks! Or you’ll be up to your armpits in Martians!!!
Duck Dodgers, in the 24th-and-a-half-century!
Actually, Sealemon88, you left off two of the best statements from your quote (which is one of my favorites):
“I’m rich! I’m rich! I’m wealthy! I’m financially secure! I’m comftorably well-off! I’m a happy miser!” Always worth saying when someone gives you money.
Zenster is my new favorite poster!!!
I LOVE this! Too bad I can’t think of too many many right now.
Daffy Duck (In Robin Hood): Yoinks! And away! (hits a tree)
Yoinks. And away. (hits another tree)
(sounding drunk now) Yoinks, and away. (hits another tree)
yoinks . . . and away . . . (hits a rock)
And does anyone else remember Petey Puma? Bugs kept offering him tea and asking how many lumps he wanted? After getting hit on the head every time, the last time Bugs offers tea, the Puma says something about tea giving him a headache and he wants coffee?
Petey was great. Haven’t seen him in a while, though.
Pay attention when I’m talkin, boy.
“Hmmm…Pronoun Trouble” (Said by Daffy Duck in one of the three great Bugs-Daffy-Elmer Fudd cartoons of the early 1950s. It’s in response to one of those “Shoot him!” “No, shoot me!” shouting matches)
In all fairness, although Mel Blanc was the voice actor who said the words, I’d give credit to Michael Maltese, the oft-forgotten verbal genius who actually WROTE it.
Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots.
I knew I shoulda taken that left turn in Alberquerque!
Actually a Ben Washam quote, but it became a favorite of Sylvester the cat:
“Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin!”
Yosemite Sam: Don’t rush me! I’m thinkin’!..and muh haid hurts!
Bugs (to Wile E. Coyote): Are you in, Describable? Are you in, Conceivable? Are you in, Capable? (and so on)
Wile E. Coyote: “Wile E. Coyote–Super Genius!” I like the sound of that!
BTW, it’s probably easier to list the characters Mel Blanc DIDN’T do.
Pete Puma, Junyer Bear, Chester Dog, Bertie Mouse–Stan Freberg
Elmer J. Fudd–Arthur Q. Bryan (pre-1959)
Witch Hazel, Granny, Miss Prissy–June Foray
Sniffles–Bernice Hansen
Ma Bear, Witch Hazel (1st appearance)-Bea Benaderet
Pa Bear–Billy Bletcher
“You make me very angry.”
“Excuse me, sir, but is this the way to the Coachella Valley Carrot Festival?”
“I do like the way that rolls off the tongue. Wiley Coyote, Super Genius.”
“Please, doc, I’m in a transom.”
“There were blizzards, drifts 20 feet deep! But the serum had to get through. It was mush, mush, mush, all the way. Go on! Mush, Mush, Mush. Suddently, the glacier breaks! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
“Norf wind bwow! Souf wind bwow! Funder! Wightning! SMOG! I’ll kill the wabbit wif my spear and magic helmet!”
And I agree, Foghorn Leghorn was no secondary character. “Listen to me when I’m talking to you, son.” He was always one of my favorites because he was so much like my grandfather.
Daffy was always my favorite. Bugs got all the Hollywood buzz, but I always thought Daffy was the superior actor.
I like when he finally snaps, after being mistakenly shot by Elmer one too many times.
“Go ahead! Shoot me again! I love the smell of burnt feathers! And gunpowder! And cordite! Look, I’m an elk! It’s elk season! I’m a fiddler crab! It’s fiddler crab season!”
With Bugs, I always loved the Robin Hood one:
“Sheriff of Nottingham, meet Little John. Little John, Sheriff. Sherry; Noddy. Noddy; Sherry. S of N; LJ. LJ; S of N.”
Yes, I can pretty much recite them all verbatim.
Oooohhhh yes. Bugs Bunny quotes?
“Voila! The trick, she is done.”
“Abra-ca-pocus! Hocus-ca-dabra!”
Elmer (in Viking regalia, singing Blanc/Wagner) : “Broomhilda, you’re so beautiful!”
Bugs (in typical foxy chick-bunny blonde braids and lipstick) : I know it! I can’t help it!"
Bugs: What a nim-cow-poop. What a gulla-bull.
Tweety: I tawt I taw a puddy tat. I DID! I DID! I DID taw a puddy tat!
Piano, here’s a list of characters Mel Blanc did the voices for: http://voices.fuzzy.com/actor.idc?actor_id=647 And a list of all the movies and television shows he did http://us.imdb.com/Name?Blanc,+Mel
And here’s a RA clip of the “Si, Sy, Sue” bit from the Jack Benny show… http://208.227.75.2/Sound_Bites/benny1.ram
Hehehe - I keep finding more fun stuff. Here’s a whole bunch of Looney Tunes sound clips! http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Index1.html
Pepe Le Pew: Ah, my little darling, it is love at first sight, is it not? No? kiss kiss kiss
sigh I was a sucker for that French accent. 
heehee - my error sound is the post-disaster “Wile E. Coyote - Supergenius.”
Oh Gossamer, Gossamer baby!
Hansel? Hansel. Hansel? . . .
And from the same episode: “AH, You’re mother rides a vacuum-cleaner!”
I will love him and love him and pet him and pet him and call him George.
Chester is my FRIEND!
Dragons is SO stupid.