Your finger is in your nose...

In My Humble Opinion
1

Are you pickin’ or scratchin’?

Just wonderin’.

~Winston (scratchin’)

2

It was a scractch! No pick!

3

I’m checkin’ my finger’s aerodynamics in the wind tunnel.

4

Pickin’.

5

Just probing.

6

I lied. Pickin’.

7

Oh, I’m pickin’. I hate those sharp dry boogers that form right at the end of my nostrils. Kleenex just doesn’t work with those pesky stabbers.

8

OW! Now I can’t do math!

9

No it’snot.

10

'Bout time someone said it.

11

Neither, actually; I’m adjusting my nose screw.

And that’s a weird sentence to type for my first post ever. Yay!

12

I am performing routine nasal cavity maintaince as outlined in Section 4, Subsection 2a, Paragraph 25 of the “Olfactory System Users Guide”.

The LAST thing I need is to void the warranty on this baby…

13

Scratching, but gently.

14

Put the crayon back in?

15

Digging like there’s no tommarow.

16

…or a pterodactyl? Nice user name!

For the OP:

I wouldn’t be doing it in public or anything, but doesn’t everyone pick? My nose is pierced so I tend to have some problems anyway. No, not that bad, just - things get caught, so I just clean it regularly. Just like you’d clean anything else in/on you. You all do clean your piercings, right? :dubious:

17

You’re in luck; there is no tomorrow.

18

And so is my other one. Try as I might I can’t get them to touch though.

annoyed grunt